Scotland/ Alba
Have wee dram


Ireland
Have a pint


Australia
No worries mate she'll be right


NZ/Cymru
Where's the Sheep


China
Mei Guanxi


America
Where's my gun


Israel
You think you got problems


Alabia
God willing


Thighland
Up to you


India
Your call may be recorded for training porpoises


England
I'll put kettle on