Thread: A question of crumpet

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I haven't had any crumpet since I was in old England

Fixed that for you

Originally Posted by Looper

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Mate, 2 questions.

Photo 1/ What is that unusual port imbuing vessel you possess?

Photo 2/ Do the models come with flat tyers so they won't roll?

Originally Posted by PAG

The bottom of crumpets are solid, so nothing can 'drip'.

PAG nails it in his man-apron once more

I tried the same with my Coles crumpets but I ended up with a soggybottom sob story...

All the honey leaked out of my bottom

Where am I going wrong oh wise crumpet guru?

I will go back to my jams and preserves tomorrow.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Photo 1/ What is that unusual port imbuing vessel you possess?

The Shackleton debuted on t'other thread Dave

It is my toilet bowl sherry glass

What are you drinking today?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Photo 2/ Do the models come with flat tyers so they won't roll?

The tyre flats are a pro-build touch. Patient modellers use a file to flatten the bottom surface of the wheels. It makes the plane look like it has some some weight sat on a runway (when she is not upside down gaping her bombay for Troy's titillation).

Originally Posted by Looper

Where am I going wrong oh wise crumpet guru?

I will go back to my jams and preserves tomorrow.

haha, grab an English muffin instead or an egg.

I disagree with the crumped base conundrum. If the butter’s not reached the plate yet you’re not clarting enough on and it’s not ready to eat.

Originally Posted by Looper

Where am I going wrong oh wise crumpet guru?

You're supposed to give the bottom a good sucking and licking first... then turn it over and bite into it

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You're supposed to give the bottom a good sucking and licking

I am back to playing it leaky-bottom safe with my 3 fruits conserve

A rectangular revolution rocked the crumpet world today when a 4 cornered crumpet was dished up

Clearly designed for a Lorne sausage crumpet sarnie.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Clearly designed for a Lorne sausage crumpet sarnie.

on that, do you think the Scots were still using square wheels until the English came?

We made square wheels for your yellow school buses.

Roses Marmalade on a crumpet?

I am not sure of her late great Majesty would approve, even though she kept a marmalade sandwich in her handbag, but it is quite a treat.

^ Nice, I'll give my input tomorrow tea time

The pleasure is to be had in contrast. After a cold swim, a plunge into a lovely warm pussy.

And after hot crumpet, one must indulge in ice cream, preferably served on a nice set of tits.

Originally Posted by Salsa dancer

The pleasure is to be had in contrast. After a cold swim, a plunge into a lovely warm pussy.

And after hot crumpet, one must indulge in ice cream, preferably served on a nice set of tits.

Really? How often do you eat icecream off your girls tits after eating a breakfast crumpet?



This teenage obsession with boasting about sex is rather weird for a 70 year old man. It’s like tax and the gent endlessly going on about putrid assholes and flaccid diseased members. Is it an age thing?

Originally Posted by Looper

A rectangular revolution rocked the crumpet world today when a 4 cornered crumpet was dished up

Looper, you have stepped beyond the pale. A square crumpet! Whatever next? Civilisation as we know it is doomed.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Is it an age thing?

I think not. I have the years to qualify and remain unpartial to putrid assholes.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

How often do you eat icecream off your girls tits after eating a breakfast crumpet?

Not often enough, now that you mention it. I think she'll be more willing to play if I go for whipped cream. Maybe with a cherry on top.

Originally Posted by Looper

What would the queen do?

The current queen used to be the Duchess of Cornwall so would put the jam on first.

Originally Posted by Salsa dancer

The pleasure is to be had in contrast. After a cold swim, a plunge into a lovely warm pussy.

And after hot crumpet, one must indulge in ice cream, preferably served on a nice set of tits.

Well, I wasn't expecting to read that scrolling down the thread.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Really? How often do you eat icecream off your girls tits after eating a breakfast crumpet?



This teenage obsession with boasting about sex is rather weird for a 70 year old man. It’s like tax and the gent endlessly going on about putrid assholes and flaccid diseased members. Is it an age thing?

Since Mrs prancer fooked of he's gone quite daft

Anyway what are pikelets ? Are they a pancake? A crumpet? Bill odie from the goodies once said. Whilst there's tripe on the pikelets , there's nought wrong with ought. What's all that about? And what the fucks tripe?

If I am going to a light crumpet and tea lunch, I always go for peanut butter

^ that is a new one on me BC

If it were not for the photo I would assume that was a wind-up

Her Maj will be turning in her tomb

^Works an absolute treat Loops.

Not so sure, Lizzy was a wild one at heart 555