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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    I haven't had any crumpet since I was in old England
    Fixed that for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Mate, 2 questions.

    Photo 1/ What is that unusual port imbuing vessel you possess?

    Photo 2/ Do the models come with flat tyers so they won't roll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAG View Post
    The bottom of crumpets are solid, so nothing can 'drip'.
    PAG nails it in his man-apron once more

    I tried the same with my Coles crumpets but I ended up with a soggybottom sob story...

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    All the honey leaked out of my bottom

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    Where am I going wrong oh wise crumpet guru?

    I will go back to my jams and preserves tomorrow.

    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Photo 1/ What is that unusual port imbuing vessel you possess?
    The Shackleton debuted on t'other thread Dave

    It is my toilet bowl sherry glass

    What are you drinking today?

    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Photo 2/ Do the models come with flat tyers so they won't roll?
    The tyre flats are a pro-build touch. Patient modellers use a file to flatten the bottom surface of the wheels. It makes the plane look like it has some some weight sat on a runway (when she is not upside down gaping her bombay for Troy's titillation).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Where am I going wrong oh wise crumpet guru?

    I will go back to my jams and preserves tomorrow.
    haha, grab an English muffin instead or an egg.

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    I disagree with the crumped base conundrum. If the butterís not reached the plate yet youíre not clarting enough on and itís not ready to eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Where am I going wrong oh wise crumpet guru?
    You're supposed to give the bottom a good sucking and licking first... then turn it over and bite into it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    You're supposed to give the bottom a good sucking and licking
    I am back to playing it leaky-bottom safe with my 3 fruits conserve

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    A rectangular revolution rocked the crumpet world today when a 4 cornered crumpet was dished up
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    Clearly designed for a Lorne sausage crumpet sarnie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    Clearly designed for a Lorne sausage crumpet sarnie.
    on that, do you think the Scots were still using square wheels until the English came?

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    We made square wheels for your yellow school buses.

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    Roses Marmalade on a crumpet?

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    I am not sure of her late great Majesty would approve, even though she kept a marmalade sandwich in her handbag, but it is quite a treat.

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    ^ Nice, I'll give my input tomorrow tea time

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    That is the beauty of the English crumpet. It is so versatile that you can put almost anything, sweet or savoury on it.

    Some like preserves, some prefer butter, cheese, marmite or vege mite. I wonder if anyone has a preference for something unusual or weird.

    Are there any ‘crumpet perverts’ out there?
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    The pleasure is to be had in contrast. After a cold swim, a plunge into a lovely warm pussy.

    And after hot crumpet, one must indulge in ice cream, preferably served on a nice set of tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salsa dancer View Post
    The pleasure is to be had in contrast. After a cold swim, a plunge into a lovely warm pussy.

    And after hot crumpet, one must indulge in ice cream, preferably served on a nice set of tits.
    Really? How often do you eat icecream off your girls tits after eating a breakfast crumpet?



    This teenage obsession with boasting about sex is rather weird for a 70 year old man. It’s like tax and the gent endlessly going on about putrid assholes and flaccid diseased members. Is it an age thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    A rectangular revolution rocked the crumpet world today when a 4 cornered crumpet was dished up
    Looper, you have stepped beyond the pale. A square crumpet! Whatever next? Civilisation as we know it is doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Is it an age thing?
    I think not. I have the years to qualify and remain unpartial to putrid assholes.


    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    How often do you eat icecream off your girls tits after eating a breakfast crumpet?
    Not often enough, now that you mention it. I think she'll be more willing to play if I go for whipped cream. Maybe with a cherry on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    What would the queen do?
    The current queen used to be the Duchess of Cornwall so would put the jam on first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salsa dancer View Post
    The pleasure is to be had in contrast. After a cold swim, a plunge into a lovely warm pussy.

    And after hot crumpet, one must indulge in ice cream, preferably served on a nice set of tits.
    Well, I wasn't expecting to read that scrolling down the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Really? How often do you eat icecream off your girls tits after eating a breakfast crumpet?



    This teenage obsession with boasting about sex is rather weird for a 70 year old man. It’s like tax and the gent endlessly going on about putrid assholes and flaccid diseased members. Is it an age thing?
    Since Mrs prancer fooked of he's gone quite daft

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    Anyway what are pikelets ? Are they a pancake? A crumpet? Bill odie from the goodies once said. Whilst there's tripe on the pikelets , there's nought wrong with ought. What's all that about? And what the fucks tripe?

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    If I am going to a light crumpet and tea lunch, I always go for peanut butter

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    ^ that is a new one on me BC

    If it were not for the photo I would assume that was a wind-up

    Her Maj will be turning in her tomb

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    ^Works an absolute treat Loops.

    Not so sure, Lizzy was a wild one at heart 555

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