Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

Originally Posted by Edmond

No man can eat 50 creme-egg...... never mind.

One of my top ten movies of all time!

I have had quite a bit of Monthly cheer

My flymo and dyson animal vac both packed up after the wife used them for the first time this year

There was a month warranty left on the mower and flymo sent a new one out within 3 days and told me to throw the other away when I told them smoke came out of the motor...The motor is nearly as dear as the mower...Anyway...Result!

Had to make 3 calls to Indian call centres to get a new vac body out of Dyson. Each person told me a different story...The warranty had run out on that too...Result.

The nipper lost her airpods and we couldn't find them so bought a new pair, then found them in the car so sent the new ones straight back...Result

Dropped my phone in the bath. The wife shoved it in a bowl of rice, then the next day I couldn't plug the charger in and I could see why.. There was a grain of Jasmine rice lodged in there, so I got it out with a dart and fucked it up. It still charges wirelessly but not such a result seeing i spunked a good chunk on a fragile folding phone that I'm scared to take out the house

^ Sounds like a dodgy story to me...

I don't believe you have baths!

But anyway, my Samsung phone occasionally gets this alarm when I plug in the charger saying that there's damp in the charging port and to dry the phone out before charging. This can happen by just having the phone in my pocket when sweating in this God awful climate, and it always seems to happen when the battery is almost out of charge.

I've tried rice, blowing in the charging port and even the daughter's hair dryer, but nothing works and it takes an age to dry out. And then a guy at work let me into the secret... your phone charging port will be full of pocket fluff... same as a belly button, and this fluff holds moisture for an age. Once you remove all that fluff from the port it will dry out really quickly.

But... don't use a dart, use a wooden toothpick and all will be OK.

Or buy a new phone.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I couldn't plug the charger in and I could see why.. There was a grain of Jasmine rice lodged in there

Sounds dodgy to me......

i can't believe you eat Jasmine rice when you can get Basmati

^ The wife will eat none else...it's rare I eat any rice.

It all tastes bland to me

You can't beat a good spud.

Originally Posted by Mendip

don't use a dart, use a wooden toothpick and all will be OK.

Cheers for that, shall remember next time

Originally Posted by DrWilly

buy a new phone.

I bought a new phone, a Galaxy Fold 6. I say new, it's one that was opened box and sold as nearly new so got it for 769 quid instead of 1799.
Samsung will offer near that to trade in on their new fold in July.
I'm not too sure about it yet, the camera is not as good as on the Ultra and some apps off my old phone don't work on it.

Great for watching porn in laybys with the easy down joggers on though

The old phone still works too and is now my home, bath and photo uploading tool.

^ Two phones.

Well decadent!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

got it for 769 quid instead of 1799.

eeerrr Rodders, look at this mark, fetch us one of them phones and lets see if he bites

Sunday Roast, you can't beat it imo. Roast pork with crackling, potatoes, carrots, peas, broccli, saurkraut and gravy - happy days on a plate

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Sunday Roast, you can't beat it imo. Roast pork with crackling, potatoes, carrots, peas, broccli, saurkraut and gravy - happy days on a plate

Sauerkraut on a Sunday dinner?!?!??!?!?

At least it shows the love you have for our German friends.

And a curry beats it any day of the week, btw.

Originally Posted by david44

n a UK oven

it is you should see it cook in my Fishe... erm counter top oven

Originally Posted by malmomike77

it is you should see it cook in my Fishe... erm counter top oven

I like you when you're self-deprecating.

Angry nammers shouting at the moon, not so much.

You should be like me when you're on the lash on the internet; just post loads of nonsense, which some might say isn't a whole lot different to what I do when sober.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I like you when you're self-deprecating.


You should be like me when you're on the lash on the internet; just post loads of nonsense, which some might say isn't a whole lot different to what I do when sober.

He's chanelling my inner dreamweaver.

Do you really roast meat and potatoes in a counter oven

If available here send me a link.

My Oven is ok but we could do with a second for her new kitchen so we can have a stricter divide squid and non squid aromas

Originally Posted by david44

He's chanelling my inner dreamweaver.

Do you really roast meat and potatoes in a counter oven

If available here send me a link.

My Oven is ok but we could do with a second for her new kitchen so we can have a stricter divide squid and non squid aromas

Nammers' oven is legendary on the food threads.

For ages 3-6.

Originally Posted by david44

He's chanelling my inner dreamweaver.

Do you really roast meat and potatoes in a counter oven

If available here send me a link.

My Oven is ok but we could do with a second for her new kitchen so we can have a stricter divide squid and non squid aromas

The Filipinos are onto it. The have 2 kitchens one in the house and one slightly outdoors called the "dirty kitchen" that's where they cook the stinky fish, squid etc. Practical folk the flippas.

Originally Posted by BLD

Practical folk the flippas

I do like to turn em over at half time, perhaps too stimulating on a match day!

This is brilliant:

American tourist Evan becomes accidental Southend United fan | Echo

https://x.com/footyawayday/status/1909145376600322386

Originally Posted by BLD

The look on his face at the start when he's surrounded by them all.




I wouldn't have minded seeing his face 8 hours later when he's just bugled a load of their Charles and is 8 pints to the good.

So, 'The Blues' is Southend United?

I thought 'The Blues' was Reg's team, Birmingham City?

They don't show much imagination do they? I would have expected better from Southend.