Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

Originally Posted by DrWilly

How have you been living without a fridge or freezer for three weeks?

In England in Feb / March?

Seriously?

He should be right a while longer.


Lard doesn't have to be refrigerated after opening, but it will last longer if it is. It will last up to a year or even more in the fridge and about 4 to 6 months at room temperature.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

How have you been living without a fridge or freezer for three weeks? I guess youre out at the pub everyday for lunch and dinner?

baked beans and bread for breakfast. Tinned tuna.

It is possible to go the shop on a daily basis, you know.

But yeah, mostly the pub, chip
shop and Dominos.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

But yeah, mostly the pub, chip
shop and Dominos.

Would have put you down as a darts kinda guy.

You gotta appreciate a good scam.

I thought the grab claw teddy machines were good scams. They were even in the news a few years ago where they were getting banned due to being fixed.


Check out this rort.

Pay yer money, the slot opens at the end of the shelves and the kid gets to lift up extra plastic jewels, hoping for them to be pushed over and down into the open slot.



After a few attempts the kid gets it loaded up and a few of them fall down into the chute.

All good.


But then.

Go to open the clear plastic hatch on the side where they fell in to, but it's locked shut. Ummm. Completely locked up. You see them in the tray, along with the winnings of the previous suckers, but the clear door is fully locked.


Called over a staff member to be informed that yes, the aim of the game is to push them down into the slot and that's it, the kid doesn't actually get to keep them. The kid can see the winning jewels that they knocked down through the clear door, but not actually open it collect and keep them. How fookin' good is that.

Wow...that's pretty sick. I think the owner must have been abused somehow as a child.

Originally Posted by Salsa dancer

I think the owner must have been abused somehow as a child.

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This is the clear hatch that the tightfisted sickfok has locked up, so the kids can see the jewels that they won, but cannot open the hatch to get them.

^ hey... it's you who put it in the daily cheer thread

^ It did make me laugh.

Sardonic laughter, anyway.

The owner :

Wifey picked up her new car today. Finally almost rid of the Merc which seemed to need fixing every couple of weeks. Apparently a temple is interested in buying it?!




I get to keep driving my Nissan March....

Originally Posted by armstrong

which seemed to need fixing every couple of weeks

hmm you think the car from cowley will fare better

Nice colour.

I remember telling some friends back home how much they cost here and they almost spat out their Cinzano.

I can see why some would pay luxury tax- triple the UK price- for a Lambo or even a nice AMG Benz but a fukkin Mini??

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I can see why some would pay luxury tax- triple the UK price- for a Lambo or even a nice AMG Benz but a fukkin Mini??

Doesn't matter how much cheaper the car is in other parts of the world because we live *here*.

Why in God's name did she buy that? I guess she really likes your March.

Mini Cooper Countryman Reliability Rating Breakdown. The Mini Cooper Countryman Reliability Rating is 3.5 out of 5.0, which ranks it 19th out of 21 for subcompact cars. The average annual repair cost is $880 which means it has higher than average ownership costs.

https://repairpal.com/reliability/mini/cooper-countryman

Originally Posted by aging one

Why in God's name did she buy that? I guess she really likes your March.

It was green.

Originally Posted by aging one

Why in God's name did she buy that? I guess she really likes your March.

She could have bought a Fortuner and a Raptor for that money.

Imagine buying a car for the kudos and having a beer Leo swigging, Big C tailored tefler as your other half running around on an electric scooter and parking his 20 year old Nissan March without aircon on your drive

OUTSTANDING..... big rain right now. Been pouring for a few hours now. Over an 26mm so far. This will put out the fires and clean up the air.

Hope it makes it here.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Hope it makes it here.

Hope so too. Helps everybody. Lots of Lightning and Thunder and swirling wind. Hard to tell if heading north or not. Wife says a Typhoon is blowing through.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

She could have bought a Fortuner and a Raptor for that money.

Imagine buying a car for the kudos and having a beer Leo swigging, Big C tailored tefler as your other half running around on an electric scooter and parking his 20 year old Nissan March without aircon on your drive

I could have fled back to the UK and driven a bus I guess.

^why wouldnt you go into teaching? Oh yeah

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^why wouldnt you go into teaching? Oh yeah

Maybe ask a teacher to help you write a coherent sentence first.