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12-10-2022, 08:46 AM
DrWilly

It's also very late at night. Be sure you stay awake and dont burn the shed down. And if you are celebrating getting your leg over again I'm going to :puke:

fukking teenager.
12-10-2022, 03:55 PM
Shutree

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I just got an amazing tit wank followed by a bowl of tasty pumpkin soup, I fear she may be a keeper.

A tit wank, sounds more like she put her centre forward.

(I'll get my coat.)
12-10-2022, 04:11 PM
armstrong

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Originally Posted by panama hat

And you whine about being called a drunk . . . On a serious note, this is simply not good for your health.

Germans struggle with sarcasm don't they..
12-10-2022, 04:49 PM
VocalNeal

Quote:

Originally Posted by aging one

I thought you would remember that it originated in southern Texas. We have been through this before.:)

Except the Aztecs had it in 1529.
12-10-2022, 05:12 PM
aging one

Quote:

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Except the Aztecs had it in 1529.

They had a pepper based stew as described by one of the Spanish missionaries. The Aztecs did not speak Spanish.
12-10-2022, 06:59 PM
Bogon

^ Yes, they only had Juan language.
12-10-2022, 07:06 PM
malmomike77

Quote:

Originally Posted by aging one

They had a pepper based stew as described by one of the Spanish missionaries. The Aztecs did not speak Spanish.

Was Spanish a pre-requisite for their culinary entry onto Wikipedia
12-10-2022, 08:04 PM
aging one

Perdone?
12-10-2022, 10:57 PM
Neverna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I just got an amazing tit wank

Tit wank? Sorry to hear that. Painters in? :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe 90

followed by a bowl of tasty pumpkin soup,

A decent consolation prize. Well done. :D
13-10-2022, 01:02 AM
Joe 90

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neverna

Tit wank? Sorry to hear that. Painters in? :D

A decent consolation prize. Well done. :D

You should have seen the size of the pumpkins.
13-10-2022, 01:03 AM
helge

ATTIC
13-10-2022, 01:31 PM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by armstrong

Germans struggle with sarcasm don't they..

Do they? At least 'they' know what sarcasm is and when it is mean to be used . . . but keep stalking, pikey. :smile:
13-10-2022, 02:21 PM
cyrille

Quote:

Originally Posted by armstrong

Germans struggle with sarcasm don't they..

And keyboards, apparently.
13-10-2022, 03:07 PM
armstrong

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrille

And keyboards, apparently.

And also how forums work as he's still crying that I'm stalking him.
13-10-2022, 03:10 PM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrille

And keyboards, apparently.

Time for bed, sybill . . . in this case you simply didn't get it, but console yourself with your new little mate :smile:

Quote:

Originally Posted by armstrong

And also how forums work as he's still crying that I'm stalking him.

'Crying". :smile: Convince yourself of that, pikey.
13-10-2022, 03:19 PM
armstrong

Quote:

Originally Posted by panama hat

Time for bed, sybill . . . in this case you simply didn't get it, but console yourself with your new little mate :smile:
'Crying". :smile: Convince yourself of that, pikey.

Pikey, pikey, pikey, pikey. Can you please just think of something funnier?
13-10-2022, 03:28 PM
cyrille

Surely you know the answer to that by now?

:sad:
13-10-2022, 03:56 PM
armstrong

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrille

Surely you know the answer to that by now?

:sad:

I try to see the best in people. But yes, I'm sure he'll let me down.
13-10-2022, 04:03 PM
malmomike77

Can the Mods start a thread for the loon to vent in please?
14-10-2022, 03:10 AM
malmomike77

The downsizing, sell off really went better than I thought, savings rates are on the up and the pension schemes, luckily the old defined benefit ones are locked in - is there a need to work for two more years i ask myself or should i retire 5 years earlier than Symp.

The cheer is, what a great choice to have - i think time is something you cant buy.
15-10-2022, 11:43 PM
malmomike77

One of the kids over today. The mortgage rates 2 to 5 years have gone stratospheric. About a year ago i downsized with no debt, all paid off but chose to gift it all to the winks, luckily had enough to pay off 2 mortgages and nearly a third. Given what's happened thank fook me kids are insulated from the mortgage rises now.

Also there is less incentive for them to off me, the lad was searching for photos earlier, fuk Ant :)
16-10-2022, 12:48 PM
Neverna

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

One of the kids over today. The mortgage rates 2 to 5 years have gone stratospheric. About a year ago i downsized with no debt, all paid off but chose to gift it all to the winks, luckily had enough to pay off 2 mortgages and nearly a third. Given what's happened thank fook me kids are insulated from the mortgage rises now.

And on top of that you bought a flat by the sea. You made the 220k you said you got for the house go a long way. Well done!

:tumbs:
16-10-2022, 01:32 PM
panama hat

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Originally Posted by Neverna

And on top of that you bought a flat by the sea. You made the 220k you said you got for the house go a long way. Well done!

Close to a financial genius, he is. :smile:
16-10-2022, 01:45 PM
malmomike77

^ & ^^

:doglol:
16-10-2022, 07:58 PM
Neverna

Just out of interest, when you buy a leasehold flat in the UK then subsequently join the property management company for the block, how much do you pay for the share?

TIA.
:)

Edit: apparently not much, just a nominal amount. £1 for example.
16-10-2022, 08:00 PM
Mandaloopy

Flights and hotel booked for Boxing Day and New Year on Samui
16-10-2022, 08:34 PM
Reg Dingle

^ Nice :tumbs:
16-10-2022, 09:30 PM
Edmond

The kid one week ago: Papaa, do you know The Simpsons?

Ed: Hold my Duff.

Currently on Season 4. :yup:
16-10-2022, 09:32 PM
malmomike77

^ she's got a lot of fun ahead and a greater understanding of what a dad is all about. :)
16-10-2022, 09:40 PM
malmomike77

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Originally Posted by Edmond

Expectation:

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos...0366?s=612x612

Reality:

https://imgix.bustle.com/elite-daily...mat%2Ccompress

:)

all class is Ed

:doglol:
16-10-2022, 09:44 PM
Edmond

Awww, thanks. :yup:

That would be worth a daily cheer. :)
16-10-2022, 10:07 PM
Reg Dingle

Close to the bone that.

Gotta love teakdoor:smileylaughing:
16-10-2022, 10:12 PM
malmomike77

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Close to the bone that.

Gotta love teakdoor:smileylaughing:

Can you imagine if i'd posted that, he and the crowd would be on endlessly :) Little men, and there are a few on here would go crying to the mods.

oh except Nev, he'd be running the face recognition software

:doglol:
16-10-2022, 10:17 PM
hallelujah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Close to the bone that.

Gotta love teakdoor:smileylaughing:

Haha, yeah.

I've been pissing myself for most of the afternoon laughing at this shit.
16-10-2022, 10:23 PM
Edmond

Quote:

Originally Posted by malmomike77

face recognition software

Don't be stingy with her number Nev, Mike could do with some rage-release. :)
16-10-2022, 10:31 PM
malmomike77

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edmond

Don't be stingy with her number Nev, Mike could do with some rage-release

I'll give you her number Lu, trouble is a little pikey eyetie wannabe who can barely pull a bird until he moved to slopeland is not really in her scope :)
16-10-2022, 10:33 PM
Edmond

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edmond

Mike could do with some rage-release.

See. :)
16-10-2022, 10:43 PM
Reg Dingle

Eddy's on the ropes and called himself for back up:smileylaughing:
16-10-2022, 10:45 PM
malmomike77

Sorry Lu, was i not clear

you are too short

and

she's too intelligent for little bloke who's pinnacle is running people off an antique Thai forum

:doglol:
16-10-2022, 10:47 PM
Edmond

Holy sheeet.

Buy One Get One Free.

And didn't even have to whip out me Tops Central card. :)

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