No Babies having sex wrongly he was giving it to her up the Jacksie for 4 years

**snakeeyes** · 26-08-2018, 08:51 PM

Couple unable to conceive found to be having sex wrongly for 4 years

PETALING JAYA: A young married couple who were desperately trying to get pregnant for four years were surprised to find out the reason behind their inability to conceive - they had been having sex the wrong way.

The 26-year-old man and his 24-year-old wife from China, whose identities were kept secret, consulted obstetrician Dr Liu Hongmei early this year, Chinese portal Guiyang Evening Post reported.
When asked about the wife's medical history, the couple told Dr Liu that they had been having sexual intercourse frequently.
The wife said sex had been incredibly painful for her, but she endured it in hopes of conceiving.
The doctor then examined the woman's anus and identified the reason for their failure to conceive - they had been having anal intercourse for four years.
"The couple are very young. The man is 26 and the woman is 24. They are very healthy, but even though they have been married for four years they could not get pregnant," Dr Liu said.
"Because of that their family gave them a lot of pressure," she added. Dr Liu then reportedly gave the couple a sex education handbook and "guidelines" before allowing them to go home.
The doctor's advice proved fruitful – the wife became pregnant a few months later. They delivered the good news to Dr Liu by sending 100 eggs and a live chicken to her hospital as a gift.

Couple unable to conceive found to be having sex wrongly for four years

**Neverna** · 26-08-2018, 08:59 PM

I'm sure that's just the re-writing of some 10 year old meme.

**tomcat** · 26-08-2018, 10:17 PM

...^^the same thing happens in Egypt all the time...

**DJ Pat** · 27-08-2018, 01:53 AM

The sex education manual obviously had a picture of the Village People on the cover

Doc didn't wanna lose face by telling them he'd given the wrong one

**Dragonfly** · 27-08-2018, 02:21 AM

it's not the wrong one actually, it's the best one

**DJ Pat** · 27-08-2018, 02:54 AM

Wonder if she tried defecating from her vagina

**Maanaam** · 27-08-2018, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by tomcat

...^^the same thing happens in Egypt all the time...

Couples in San Francisco too, apprently.

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Couples in San Francisco too

...let's face it: anal is catching on like wildfire (I'm told)...

**YourDaddy** · 27-08-2018, 05:47 AM

that's why she always complains about sore jaw....

**Maanaam** · 27-08-2018, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

The wife said sex had been incredibly painful for her, but she endured it in hopes of conceiving.
The doctor then examined the woman's anus

I'm not a doctor, but I don't think I'd be checking out the woman's anus as a first, second, third or even tenth line of investigation.

Originally Posted by Neverna

I'm sure that's just the re-writing of some 10 year old meme.

I'm sure, too.

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 05:53 AM

Originally Posted by Maanaam

I don't think I'd be checking out the woman's anus

...so, no Middle East experience then...

**Cujo** · 27-08-2018, 05:58 AM

What I wonder is how the media got hold of this story.

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 06:00 AM

...^the Nation's reporting is known to be thorough...

**Maanaam** · 27-08-2018, 06:36 AM

Originally Posted by tomcat

...so, no Middle East experience then...

No San Francisco expereince, either.

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by Maanaam

No San Francisco expereince, either.

...*sigh*...well then, what's the anal like in Fiji?...

**DJ Pat** · 27-08-2018, 07:03 AM

Potentially plenty of ass to mouth action

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 07:59 AM

...are you ass or mouth?...

**uncle junior** · 27-08-2018, 09:53 AM

pretty sure pooper sex is against sharia law....

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 09:56 AM

...^Allah can't see in the dark...

**happynz** · 27-08-2018, 09:58 AM

Ah, those tricky occidentals...

Anyone else recall the interesting case of Shi Pei Pu and Bernard Boursicot?

Shi Pei Pu

was a Chinese opera singer from Beijing. He became a spy who obtained secrets from an employee in the French embassy, during a 20-year-long sexual affair in which the performer convinced the man that he was a woman. He claimed to have had a child that he insisted had been born through their relations. The story made headlines in France when the facts were revealed.The affair inspired American David Henry Hwang's play M. Butterfly (1988), which was produced on Broadway. It was adapted as the 1993 movie of the same title.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu

Bernard Boursicot

is a French diplomat who was caught in a honeypot trap (seducing him to participate in Chinese espionage), by Shi Pei Pu, a male Peking opera singer who performed female roles, whom Boursicot believed to be female. This espionage case became something of a cause célèbre in France in 1986, as Boursicot and Shi were brought to trial, due to the nature of the unusual sexual subterfuge alleged.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Boursicot

**Latindancer** · 27-08-2018, 01:04 PM

I wonder if the woman actually thought the baby was going to exit via her rectum ?

**tomcat** · 27-08-2018, 01:41 PM

...^always check before you flush...

**Switch** · 27-08-2018, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I wonder if the woman actually thought the baby was going to exit via her rectum ?

And you think my proclivities are weird?

**cyrille** · 27-08-2018, 01:44 PM

tc in his element.

he can spend days on this stuff.

**OhOh** · 27-08-2018, 02:01 PM

No Babies having sex wrongly he was giving it to her up the Jacksie for 4 years-m_butterfly_poster-jpg

Good film.

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