Thread: Darwin Awards 2017 - chinky avoiding zoo ticket - climbs into tiger enclosure

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

If the tigers had an electric fence he wouldn't have got in.

if the zoo didn't charge silly prices he would have been able to pay to go in

Shame they had to shoot the tiger dead. Fair enough with Harambe the gorilla since the kid did not know any better than to climb in but this idiot is a grown man and climbed in of his own volition. They could just have had a few pops with tranquilisers and see if that was enough.

1.3 billion Chinese and just a handful of tigers left in the world.

Should have left the tigers alone to enjoy their dinner.

Seems a bit unfair- who doesn't enjoy a good Chinese meal every now and again?

The real life effect of not having Dual Pricing in a country where the majority are poor.


They should have discounted rates for Chinese. Only full price for foreigners.

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

I'd buy 2, because only one would get lonely. They could be buddies. Then they monitor my fence and property.

They'd be better than Dobermans.

Probably be cheaper to have if you lived in a black neighbour hood too

Originally Posted by blue

if the zoo didn't charge silly prices he would have been able to pay to go in

London Zoo charges double so the $15 seems reasonable?

Originally Posted by brisie

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

I'd buy 2, because only one would get lonely. They could be buddies. Then they monitor my fence and property.

They'd be better than Dobermans.

Probably be cheaper to have if you lived in a black neighbour hood too

Dem hoods would poach your tigers and sell their tiger cocks to the Chinese for rooting medicine.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Originally Posted by blue

if the zoo didn't charge silly prices he would have been able to pay to go in

London Zoo charges double so the $15 seems reasonable?

it was £15, but you are right its double london

London Zoo prices for visits from 11 February 2017

Ticket price at the gate*

Adults £29.75
Children (3-15 years) £22.00

*Inclusive of a voluntary 10% donation to help fund our wildlife conservation work around the world.

£100 for parents and 2 kids?
*&(!!?
never used to be like that in the 1980s - last time I went..

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

Can you legally buy Tigers?

state by state (I think you're there):

http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exot...state.php?s=la

Originally Posted by blue

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Originally Posted by blue

if the zoo didn't charge silly prices he would have been able to pay to go in

London Zoo charges double so the $15 seems reasonable?

it was £15, but you are right its double london

London Zoo prices for visits from 11 February 2017

Ticket price at the gate*

Adults £29.75
Children (3-15 years) £22.00

*Inclusive of a voluntary 10% donation to help fund our wildlife conservation work around the world.

£100 for parents and 2 kids
*&(!!?
never used to be like that in the 1980s - last time I went..

Fk can't afford that, promised the kids a trip to the London zoo this summer, are there any YouTube videos of how to scale the fence, you know kids of today make these videos and share them.

^get yourself and the kids kitted up before climbing the fence. Just in case...

Here's the video of this thread. Also some other videos of people erm....not reading the warnings and voluntarily entering the food chain.

Did he died?

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Did he died?

Indeed the asshat did.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Did he died?

Should watch the video, bro'.

I can now understand why the Romans enjoyed throwing slaves to the lions, nothing quick about it...

Originally Posted by blue

Ticket price at the gate*

Adults £29.75
Children (3-15 years) £22.00

*Inclusive of a voluntary 10% donation to help fund our wildlife conservation work around the world.

How can it be a "voluntary" donation if it is included in the base price?