Thread: Show us your impulse buy

Hope the comealong works for ya Loops. I have used mine frequently.

As for weedwhackers. I just can't get on with the stupid handlebar, back strap set up they attach to them here. Weed whacking is a project and not supposed to be some kick back in a hammock type job like those handle bars try and make the job. The one I have here I yanked them off and added a rounded handle and when I weed whack I get after it. I have also found here that the weed whackers are very under powered. Even at WOT it still bogs down.

^ Honda is the only way to go in Thailand and for undergrowth its a

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I have used mine frequently.

Have you thought of applying for Mendys Factotum job?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Have you thought of applying for Mendys Factotum job?

Shiiit I didn't know he was hiring....As long as I can have the same hours and the minimum expectations I might consider it..

^ You'll have to put in an official application.

I'll PM you a list of the extracurricular duties I expect to be carried out.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ Honda is the only way to go in Thailand and for undergrowth its a

Ya know Mike, I have tried all the blades. They just seem to plod along and its likely do the lack of power and the added head weight of the steel blades. Plus honestly, having that blade spinning around isn't something I have ever really felt comfy with. I use a high speed string trimmer, both cordless and gas. Way faster and far more efficient. I can zip around and clear a weed section in my back forty in no time where before we had a guy doing it when I was working in Korat and it took the guy 2 days. Same with the govt guys that come and clean our soi. Takes 3 of them 3 hours and I have done it before in less than 30. But again with the handle bars, you just lazily swing the thing back and forth, fling rocks, tear up dirt and watch sparks fly off the cement wall with the occasional close calls. .

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ You'll have to put in an official application.

I'll PM you a list of the extracurricular duties I expect to be carried out.

I am waiting, Please send in PDF so I can docuSign the offer and we can get started right away...

^ Wow, most people dropped out at this stage!

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Wow, most people dropped out at this stage!

Well I Need to see the incentive package before I nix the deal.

^ Before you sign..
Ask for a dogshit guard for the weedwhacker.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Ask for a dogshit guard for the weedwhacker.

Ohhhh No PPE and I will just spin that shit all along every wall. Let the annual rain showers wash it all down.

^^ Yeah, for those sloppy ones he couldn't fling over the wall with a trowel (that's the morning's first duty, btw Stumpy, and watch out for the back-splatter).

Incentives Stumpy...? When the gardener gets me a bottle of Ya Dong I usually let him have a shot, but that's about it.

Why don't you just bring along some of your fancy tequila and bourbon we can share... so long as you respect the 'employer-employee' boundaries.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Why don't you just bring along some of your fancy tequila and bourbon we can share... so long as you respect the 'employer-employee' boundaries.

So are you sayin I have to sleep in the Van and bath in the pond?

Been wondering how I could justify buying this for a while but it should pay for itself blowing up my car tyres in 25 or so years

It does bikes, balls, pools and my air tent too though

It uses the battery out of my drill as well, or the mains

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

but it should pay for itself blowing up my car tyres in 25 or so years

That's a negative, btw battery powered anything besides a mobile or drill is a fookin con atm.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

So are you sayin I have to sleep in the Van and bath in the pond?

wOrk for Yah dong and Chang… have some respect man!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

btw battery powered anything besides a mobile or drill is a fookin con atm

Not like you to miss an ACDC switch

Erm i'm not switch

^ You're not Socal too but there's only 2 switches on the thing, the first one on the left even shows you a photo of a fukkin plug, you boner

^ Have you worked out your ROI yet Trig?

I've got it down to 6 years now, Dave.

Hiring it out to Simon at weekends

Its worth buying more pneumatics

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Its worth buying more pneumatics

My Bruv Del down Peckham market will sort you out!

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I think he was referring to the comealongs…

WTF are comealongs? Another Oz only word, or a global term for subliminal torture?