This cannot be in anyway described as a mid life crisis ,, I,ve gone past that years ago ,, I was 45 , had a Cosworth Escort + big bore Peco exhaust + driving gloves etc .
No this is as I am approaching the sight of the end of the conveyor belt .
Just for Men ??
Bitumen ?
What do you suggest ?
My FIL goes to get his head painted black every 4 weeks ,,, looks like Simon Cowell from a distance he does !