How are any of those nicknames examples of 'TD facts'? :33:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
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How are any of those nicknames examples of 'TD facts'? :33:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe 90
Yeah, however you look at it, his post is a non-sequitur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
But then as we know, he is pretty much incapable of expressing himself in his first language.
And when the gutrot brandy is added to his clearly mentally challenged mix, well, you can pretty much forget coherence.
Oh well, I guess he does OK on the production line. He must be cheaper than a robot.
It's surprising that the wee lad can reach the curtains to peep through them so frequently.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Heya Armstrong. Going back I think that nickname came from you posted continued pics in the dinner thread eating food from 7/11 and McDonalds and in the drinking thread, Crap Leo. While its all about choices, clearly people doing well do not eat at 7/11 nor drink Leo. I have been here almost 15+ years full time and 7 or 8 years part time and I have never ever eaten processed microwaved food from 7/11. While I have drank Leo on very rare occasions, it was because the places I was at had nothing but Singha, Chang, Leo or that crap piss Heineken. So "Strapped" started because you post pics of your food and drinking like a college kid strapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Hope that clears it up.
teak doors alcohol expert. professor stumpy
..... slags off a toasted cheese sandwich but glorifies pickling the epithelial lining of his mouth, his oesophagus and his stomach by guzzling 50% proof whiskeys, tequilas and brandies on an apparently very regular basis to say nothing of the very real risk of developing oral or oesophageal cancer, to say nothing of the cancers of the liver, bladder, kidneys and pancreas that are also associated with the regular intake of spirits.Quote:
and I have never ever eaten processed microwaved food from 7/11.
for me, it would be a microwaved cheese sandwich every time.
Christ. You must be the life of the party
If you ever get invited to any.
being drunk or around drinkers is no fun at all. drinkers think they are so funny, gods gift and full of wisdom, but they are not. when the alcohol takes effect they become stupid, unpredictable and boring. and drunk women are even worse.
just stay sober one time bld when out with the lads, and listen to all the loud and meaningless bullshit bandied back and forth. the incessant laughter at things that are not remotely amusing. or read teak door. its fucking pathetic. if you cant be entertaining or be entertained when sober, then you need to take a long hard look at yourself.
i used to drink when i was younger, until i was introduced to marijuana, and then i never looked back.
now i dont need any mood changers at all. im always happy and content. maybe a glass of wine with a good meal now and again.
bottoms up bld.
Cheers Tax.Quote:
Originally Posted by taxexile
That totally depends on the people you associate with. But I suspect you know that. There are rude drunks ( I have encountered many in my travels) and there are people who know how to enjoy their beverages and socialize. Nothing better then a good party and BBQ and some good cocktails with people who know how to have fun. Are your "tighty whiteys" wound up in that saggy old ass of yours? Just asking. HAHHAQuote:
Originally Posted by taxexile
Makes me sad that you choose your food based entirely off what social group people would put you in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stumpy
I'll stick with what I enjoy thanks.
And you will live like a pauper. 7/11? Its not sad, its pathetic. Eating well when you have the resources is the key to a good healthy life. McDonalds, Burger King, 7/11?..HAHAHAHA. Enjoy that and I'd suggest a regular medical check up. If you have not read, Ultra processed foods shaves multiple years off your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Yeah all those big steaks covered with salt are adding years to your life.
I'm concerned if reading too much TD will shave years off my life.
Blimey.
Retirement made me even more relaxed and happy. Seems it makes some people even angrier 555
Homemade iced flower tea on the verandah. (Lavender, jasmine, ginger, lemongrass, rose buds and stick of cinnamon.) Puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfectimo. :yup:
Amazingly with a good quality fresh cut of steak, you do not need to add salt. Silly response Armstrong. For an educator you come across really inept. But I guess if all you do is sharpen crayons and grade papers you wouldn't be self aware at all about diet. I never put salt on my steaks or anything, no need. Just pepper, garlic, onion etc I grill and never fry. Spend a few minutes and read about the crap you eat. Sodium loaded, BHA, BHT, MSG cooked then re cooked, processed, packaged, shipped, reheated in a bag and yet you brag about it. (SMH)Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
HAHAHA that's rich coming from a trust fund wanker. You do know that I came back to troll as I have time. You should get that being that's what you have done with your 10 nics over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Be back in a few days. Take a breather and enjoy your hard earned retirement Edtard, God knows you earned it. :)
:bigeyes:
#StumpyMcGrumpy.
#no.need.for.itQuote:
Originally Posted by Stumpy
Flipping beer mats.
You start with one, and if you get it you add another one on and keep going until you fuck it up.
- YouTube
I made it to 33 last night.
https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the...-img_5207-jpeg
Because I'm a teacher I should be aware of what condiments you use?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stumpy
As an ex Human Resources assistant I thought you'd be above silly name calling.
He is not even that. Mao is a house of cards and always just one card away from falling apart. Just another resentful TD peasant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stumpy
Could you please add reasons why people are jealous of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
That's usually a good laugh. :D
Gosh I wonder why snubs doesn't want eddy labeled as someone who relies on his parents money.
Tricky one that.
Has he had his monthly dinner with his aunt yet? :D
You should try Marijuana AND alcohol you are going about it all wrong .Quote:
Originally Posted by taxexile
Boom shankar
https://i.imgur.com/EpuwdKu.jpg
:yup:
:wank:
I've been labeled many things. Many, many bizarre things, I do believe 'resentful' is a new one. :)
Surely you mean a 'person', balders!Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
I think willy has protection
What’d I do? :shrug:
I intimated that you were ogling a man
Nev pulled me up on my gender violence
And I explained that you likely carried a condom
The older I getz, the more I enjoyz just sitting on the verandah upon an easy afternoon, with an 880ml heavyset glass of delicious homemade iced flower tea. Big blue skies and big green leaves, lovely warmth in the air and nothing but the sounds of nature, the slight whurrr of the fan, and the gentle chimes of facebook notifications ringing in the meltdowns of our American brothers after the previous day's work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
https://i.imgur.com/cXtSoOR.jpg
A lil verandah buddy lolling about.
https://i.imgur.com/nFqShUH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GZIlSR7.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/H25FzDq.jpg
And a fresh 26 yr old gym-gal on the hook.
Iced tea Afternoons are quickly becoming me favourite time of the day. :yup:
#lavender.life
#iced.tea.living
Did they send you down for three weeks for underage sex?
Alleged superbike theft after being setup with a test ride. :/ :(Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Great for weight loss. :yup: Great for weight loss. :tumbs:
Ah shure, wot's life without a lil excitement now n again Mike.
He seems to be trying to imply that you fcuk underage girls .
The cheeky cnut
Just because the girls are shorter than you does not mean they are underage
Well, he certainly wasn't gaunt in the pics PH posted up. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
This is more like it, might hang around now that I'm back.
Flower tea recipes from our fellow innocent tea dee'ers welcome. :yup:
I meant under a certain age, apologiesQuote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Golden chain, lovely golden hueQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Anyone smaller than Eddie without dwarfism is about 6Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick