I like the ones that say: Mother-In-Law in Trunk"
I like the ones that say: Mother-In-Law in Trunk"
Good idea FP. They sell latex baby's on ebay. They are actually toys for girls (I was gonna get one for my niece) but they are exact replicas of babies. One of those in a safety seat in the back and a sticker is probably better than an immobiliser. Only risk is on a hot day a member of the public might call the police or smash your side window.Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
drive around with it dangling out the rear side door attached to a seat belt
Leave the windows open a crack and stick one of those in car video recorders to catch the fuckers smashing your windows! It would make some great youtube viewing!Originally Posted by Looper
New members with only one or two posts asking about subjects that only a sex tourist would be interested in. Now I want to ask for help,is there another web site that contains this info that I can direct them to.
Why do these new posts annoy Me,because they seem to be jailed posters taking advantage of our decency.
Pedestrians distracted by their electronic gadgetry.
Worse than their driving counterparts.
Bored baby over board.
People that can't chew their fucking food with their fucking mouths shut, wankers it's not a hard task!
We can't all be English.Originally Posted by jizzybloke
I went to Thai restaurant the other day and several times had to get the attention of waiteresses who had their heads in their phones tip-tapping away, not even attempting to hide it from customers. What could be so important? If it was life or death they would have left work and rushed off, surely?
A mother and her two young sons were in Asda blocking up the aisle due to being distracted by their iPad. Three of us were just standing there waiting to get past. I had a deliberate scowl on my face, as I always do when parents won't regulate their unruly kids when I'm trying to go shopping. Kids under 10 shouldn't be allowed phones or any social media gadgets/electronic ipads, no wonder there's a problem with perverted sexual predators befriending them online.
Originally Posted by DJ PatWith their mother using the iPad with them?Originally Posted by DJ Pat
And not one of you thought to say "Excuse me?" ?Originally Posted by DJ Pat
Well, that'll have put her off when she was looking at her iPad. She won't do that again in a hurry...Originally Posted by DJ Pat
^Yes the mother was showing them how to do something on it, she also had a baby in a pram there.
I deliberately didn't say excuse me because I wanted her to look up and see how much bullshit she was causing with blocking the aisle, people should be aware of the surroundings in public, more so if you're gonna concerntrate on an ipad
You're hilarious sometimes, Pat. HNY!Originally Posted by DJ Pat
No, but you might understand why I drive at 51 km/hr in an 80n zone now...Originally Posted by Looper
My FIL who coughs at 2000dB. He's a feckin nightmare in the car.
This won't mean much to most of you, but "full grown British women that pronounce 'little' as 'lickle' " It really does make me feel a tad violent...
I once had two eye pads, couldn't see a fockin' thing. Mind you, they were only lickle ones!Originally Posted by DJ Pat
HeheheOriginally Posted by charleyboy
backpacks worn as front packs, can't somebody invent a practical pack designed for just the purpose?
^ The metrosexual Bumbag - ask King Willie, he owns several
Bloody Mosquitos, they love to feast on My Holy blood.
Then the cunts leave a reminder,an itch on My divine ivory skin.
Those are "man bags"Originally Posted by OckerRocker
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)