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    I like the ones that say: Mother-In-Law in Trunk"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I always thought those stickers were there to deter car thieves. The last thing a petty car thief wants to get arrested for is child abduction.
    Good idea FP. They sell latex baby's on ebay. They are actually toys for girls (I was gonna get one for my niece) but they are exact replicas of babies. One of those in a safety seat in the back and a sticker is probably better than an immobiliser. Only risk is on a hot day a member of the public might call the police or smash your side window.

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    drive around with it dangling out the rear side door attached to a seat belt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Only risk is on a hot day a member of the public might call the police or smash your side window.
    Leave the windows open a crack and stick one of those in car video recorders to catch the fuckers smashing your windows! It would make some great youtube viewing!

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    New members with only one or two posts asking about subjects that only a sex tourist would be interested in. Now I want to ask for help,is there another web site that contains this info that I can direct them to.
    Why do these new posts annoy Me,because they seem to be jailed posters taking advantage of our decency.

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    Pedestrians distracted by their electronic gadgetry.
    Worse than their driving counterparts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Only risk is on a hot day a member of the public might call the police or smash your side window.
    Leave the windows open a crack and stick one of those in car video recorders to catch the fuckers smashing your windows! It would make some great youtube viewing!
    Or get a really ugly baby to scare off the thieves!



    BEWARE: Baby on Board!

    Actually just a sticker showing the ugly baby would be enough rather than the hassle of a real baby. Like those Beware of the Dog signs that have a pic of a Rotty on them.

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    Bored baby over board.

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    People that can't chew their fucking food with their fucking mouths shut, wankers it's not a hard task!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke
    People that can't chew their fucking food with their fucking mouths shut, wankers it's not a hard task!
    We can't all be English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Pedestrians distracted by their electronic gadgetry.
    Worse than their driving counterparts.
    I went to Thai restaurant the other day and several times had to get the attention of waiteresses who had their heads in their phones tip-tapping away, not even attempting to hide it from customers. What could be so important? If it was life or death they would have left work and rushed off, surely?

    A mother and her two young sons were in Asda blocking up the aisle due to being distracted by their iPad. Three of us were just standing there waiting to get past. I had a deliberate scowl on my face, as I always do when parents won't regulate their unruly kids when I'm trying to go shopping. Kids under 10 shouldn't be allowed phones or any social media gadgets/electronic ipads, no wonder there's a problem with perverted sexual predators befriending them online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    A mother and her two young sons were in Asda blocking up the aisle due to being distracted by their iPad
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Kids under 10 shouldn't be allowed phones or any social media gadgets/electronic ipads, no wonder there's a problem with perverted sexual predators befriending them online
    With their mother using the iPad with them?



    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Three of us were just standing there waiting to get past.
    And not one of you thought to say "Excuse me?" ?
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I had a deliberate scowl on my face, as I always do when parents won't regulate their unruly kids when I'm trying to go shopping
    Well, that'll have put her off when she was looking at her iPad. She won't do that again in a hurry...

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    ^Yes the mother was showing them how to do something on it, she also had a baby in a pram there.

    I deliberately didn't say excuse me because I wanted her to look up and see how much bullshit she was causing with blocking the aisle, people should be aware of the surroundings in public, more so if you're gonna concerntrate on an ipad

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I deliberately didn't say excuse me because I wanted her to look up and see how much bullshit she was causing with blocking the aisle, people should be aware of the surroundings in public, more so if you're gonna concerntrate on an ipad
    You're hilarious sometimes, Pat. HNY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    WTF do they think I am going to start driving more carefully cause there might be a baby in their car. Fuck off.
    No, but you might understand why I drive at 51 km/hr in an 80n zone now...

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    My FIL who coughs at 2000dB. He's a feckin nightmare in the car.

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    This won't mean much to most of you, but "full grown British women that pronounce 'little' as 'lickle' " It really does make me feel a tad violent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    more so if you're gonna concerntrate on an ipad
    I once had two eye pads, couldn't see a fockin' thing. Mind you, they were only lickle ones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy
    they were only lickle ones!
    Hehehe

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    backpacks worn as front packs, can't somebody invent a practical pack designed for just the purpose?

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    ^ The metrosexual Bumbag - ask King Willie, he owns several

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker View Post
    ^ The metrosexual Bumbag - ask King Willie, he owns several

    The most fashionable noted...


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    Bloody Mosquitos, they love to feast on My Holy blood.
    Then the cunts leave a reminder,an itch on My divine ivory skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker
    The metrosexual Bumbag - ask King Willie, he owns several
    Those are "man bags"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    WTF do they think I am going to start driving more carefully cause there might be a baby in their car. Fuck off.
    No, but you might understand why I drive at 51 km/hr in an 80n zone now...
    Never thought of it from that angle before Willy, thanks.

    Maybe I will stop tail-gating them.

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