Thread: Things that annoy you?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Things that annoy me? All the lemmings Christmas shopping in UK. Seriously, you'd think that shops were never going to open again.Ihate shopping at the best of times, but my weekly supermarket trip is getting increasingly frustrating.

The Christmas Carols they play at 140dB in supermarkets over here in LOS.

"Jinga bew jinga bew. Jinga awda way". Sung by hyperactive chipmunks on fucking Helium. Bah Humbug indeed.

Anyone who has been given a Whistle & a job at a car park!

My current 'builder', I use that word with care. I've already kicked him and his lackies off the job once, but the missus fell for his apologies and he's now back on. He now promises to do better work. Well why the fcuk didn't he do better work to begin with?
I just hate it when they join 2 pieces of wood together inbetween 2 joists. I want him to go to the nearest joist and put the joint central on that with an angled cut. That would make the join stronger. But they can't see that. Talk about rows with the missus. All she says is "you won't change them". Who fcuking won't?

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

"you won't change them". Who fcuking won't?

Good for you.

Watching CTH and some coont is speaking in a foreign language, so I'm reading the subtitles and they put Thai subtitles over them!

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

My current 'builder', I use that word with care. I've already kicked him and his lackies off the job once, but the missus fell for his apologies and he's now back on. He now promises to do better work. Well why the fcuk didn't he do better work to begin with?
I just hate it when they join 2 pieces of wood together inbetween 2 joists. I want him to go to the nearest joist and put the joint central on that with an angled cut. That would make the join stronger. But they can't see that. Talk about rows with the missus. All she says is "you won't change them". Who fcuking won't?

Oh dear.
You're already fucked if they have the missus' ear [and sympathy].
Won't win this one either.

Go with it.

Car park attendants with whistles.

Taxis refusing to go to your destination.

Rubber bands tied round 50 times to seal a tiny bag of chilli sauce.

People standing still on escalators blocking the way for other people trying to walk up.

Teenagers who think they know everything, but dont as there frontal cortex has not developed yet.

The Thai attitude in that they don't see themselves as being wrong, and that all farang are rich.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

The Thai attitude in that they don't see themselves as being wrong, and that all farang are rich.

They're just lazy kunts, that can't be arsed doing a proper job until you make them. Most of these "artisans" are just bodging off-season farmers though. I think about 80% of the infrastructure of this country has been built using bent spoons, elastic bands, and other kitchen utensils.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by kmart

They're just lazy kunts

I have to agree even though others will disagree. If you don't watch them they'll take the easy option everytime. Here is an example of the cnuts work.

I can explain this.

When I was a well tester all our equipment (test separator, heat exchanger, surge tanks etc) would be welded to deck of the rig. Then we had to connect everything with pipework and it doesn't always match up the way you would like it to.

Rule of thumb is that 6 elbows will take you anywhere, as demonstrated here.

Of course, all these lot needed was a hacksaw.

Well testing really annoyed me.

Originally Posted by dantilley

People standing still on escalators blocking the way for other people trying to walk up.

I do that

muppets that stop in front of you when walking along!

Koonts that aren't Asian and use chopsticks!

Use a knife, fork or spoon.

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Koonts that aren't Asian and use chopsticks! Use a knife, fork or spoon.

I use chopsticks if issued. Never been to a Thai restaurant/eatery where they issued knives. That's why they cut everything up with a meat cleaver. Saves them having to cut their meat up at the table. Lazy fcukers.

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Koonts that aren't Asian and use chopsticks!

Use a knife, fork or spoon.

Why should they use a knife, fork or spoon? (and why does it annoy you if they don't)

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by kmart

They're just lazy kunts

I have to agree even though others will disagree. If you don't watch them they'll take the easy option everytime. Here is an example of the cnuts work.

Creative pipe alignment.

Originally Posted by Koojo

and why does it annoy you if they don't

I thought this thread was about things that annoy you?
Well, people that use chopsticks annoy me, so there!

Have I questioned what annoys you?

Another thing that annoys me is thai birds doing their cutsie pose on their phone in every fuckin' place you go. I found myself getting very irritated watching a Thai women doing a number of pouts and poses in a coffee shop sat by herself.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

The Thai attitude in that they don't see themselves as being wrong.

Yes, one of my pet peeves.
Most impenetrable is the fine art of twisting everything.

Originally Posted by kmart

Creative pipe alignment.

Where I live the village is full of repairs like that. I'll try and take another tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Another thing that annoys me is thai birds doing their cutsie pose on their phone in every fuckin' place you go. I found myself getting very irritated watching a Thai women doing a number of pouts and poses in a coffee shop sat by herself.

Sat by herself but posing for you.

Having to make decisions is annoying. I'm retired FFS.

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by kmart

They're just lazy kunts

I have to agree even though others will disagree. If you don't watch them they'll take the easy option everytime. Here is an example of the cnuts work.

Creative pipe alignment.

Here's another. Do you think the workman gave a fcuk about the water pressure to the houses this pipe served?