Thread: Things that annoy you?

Fucking 3 yr old kid next door waking me up all the time screaming the house down. (Thin walls) Annoying as fuck but it's the parents fault, the pair of fucking imbeciles.

They just leave her wailing for about an hour - waking up the whole neighbourhood - before they get their lazy arses out of bed to attend to her, then when they finally do they just bawl and swear at her to shut up. Useless cunts.

Could go on about this pair of knuckle dragging fuckwits for ages but I'd only wind meself up.

Been waiting in the TD chat room since the day i signed on.
Not had anyone else visit it yet bloody lonely in there.
Karen'sroom-1 if you reading this,my patience is running out been waiting for some action since 29-10-2008.

bargirls in flip-flops

Right, i have been in this studio apartment for almost a year now. The woman before me was either a prossie, drug dealer or whatever. I have had men knocking on the door all that time and saying sorry wrong place.

This morning took the buiscut. Sunday morning - 6.45 tentative knock knock, 7.15 knock knock, 8.00 knock knock. Therein i shouted in my best early morning French - what the f do you want? If you don't f off i shall call the police. The little voice said - but i called you and you didn't respond. F off i screamed. Little voice - but where should i go? I almost laughed it was so stupid a response.

Tomorrow i shall get this sorted. Because it is quite scary living alone with that going on since almost a year.

Smile and take the money!

Originally Posted by palexxxx

^ are we Australians the only people that will end a sentence with a 'but'?

Nah, Weegies do that too.

Gonnae no dae that, but?

shitty tattoos: homemade and prison tats, barbed wire and 'tribal' squiggles,
unimaginative and poorly designed blue blobs. Come on, think of it as art, your skin as a canvas. You wouldn't hang crap art on your walls would you..........oh, right

When people call bottles of beer longnecks.
To my generation, its always been a bottle of beer, stubbies are the ladies size,
like the Pony ( 5 ounce) from memory.
Ask at the Bottlo for a half dozen and get stubbies.
At the moment have 3 of the 6 bottles left of real beer to finish before embark to Thailand tuesday..bloody 37c outside.

bottom's up

Whinging cvnts...

Hard to tell the difference on a printed sheet of paper. MOPDOG M0PD0G.

"My bad".

Too much use of the words ''from scratch''

Unfunny stand up comedians getting a standing ovation for every fucking joke nowadays

Chinese take aways from ten different places but they all somehow taste the same

people who come to Thailand and only eat steaks and burgers

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Gazza

Thai girls using farang nick names bugs me a little.

The first Thai girl I ever met and spent time with (on a business trip when I also discovered Thailand for the first time) had the nickname 'Rose'.

She tortured and killed a frog that was hopping round the hotel courtyard one morning as I watched in fascinated horror. I knew that moment I was in love with her.

I have never met a single TG since then with an English nickname.

I know a Ben.

I know a Ben & Rose

Audience participation ,hate it when cnuts sit there clapping along to some shit song like a load of f**king sheep !I can honestly see why people go on killing sprees !!

Members of ajarnforum who complain that other members are no longer members any more

People who post their half eaten offerings in the Dinner thread!

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I know a Ben

Don't tell me, his second name is Doon and yours is McGroin!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Gazza

Thai girls using farang nick names bugs me a little.

The first Thai girl I ever met and spent time with (on a business trip when I also discovered Thailand for the first time) had the nickname 'Rose'.

She tortured and killed a frog that was hopping round the hotel courtyard one morning as I watched in fascinated horror. I knew that moment I was in love with her.

I have never met a single TG since then with an English nickname.

I know a Ben.

I once knew a 'Gif'

I never saw her write it in Thai script but she definitely pronounced it 'Gif' but I thought the 'f' sound could never occur at the end of a syllable in the Thai language

Originally Posted by November Rain

People that talk through tv programmes or films that you're trying to watch.

Mr NR and I watched "102 minutes that changed America" last night about 9/11. It's done in real time and it's recordings and film of the twin towers taken, mainly by amateurs, and edited together. Gripping and heartbreaking. Mr NR's 15 year old son spent the entire programme asking inane questions about it and venturing the world's most stupid conspiracy theories about 9/11 that his mates at school had told him. The family dynamic is not at the place yet where I can just tell him to zip it, and Mr NR has this really annoying ability to zone out everything but what he's concentrating on. I really like the kid, but he drove me crazy! And ruined a really good documentary for me.

That is a funny one NR. I remember when I was a kid I had a mate that used to rabbit on with plot speculations the whole way through every rental movie on our VHS top loader. It did not bother me but drove my mum up the f'in wall. She actually yelled at him to shut up on several occasions that I can remember

Originally Posted by patsycat

I have had men knocking on the door all that time and saying sorry wrong place.

Opportunity knocks. Don't knock it.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by patsycat

I have had men knocking on the door all that time and saying sorry wrong place.

Opportunity knocks. Don't knock it.

I believe there's more to Patsy than she cares to talk about...

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Gazza

Thai girls using farang nick names bugs me a little.

The first Thai girl I ever met and spent time with (on a business trip when I also discovered Thailand for the first time) had the nickname 'Rose'.

She tortured and killed a frog that was hopping round the hotel courtyard one morning as I watched in fascinated horror. I knew that moment I was in love with her.

I have never met a single TG since then with an English nickname.

I know a Ben.

I once knew a 'Gif'

I never saw her write it in Thai script but she definitely pronounced it 'Gif' but I thought the 'f' sound could never occur at the end of a syllable in the Thai language

Gif was probably Gift
Ben might actually be Benz (Mercedes Benz) or it might just be short for Benjamas, a common Thai female name.