It was such a promising thread David. Until Socal fell over it.
diff diff but same

I was in a beer bar in Soi 7 that's frequented by mostly Germans.Originally Posted by wjblaney
I asked one of the girls there "You can sprechen deutsch dai mai?" and immediately realised my mistake soon as the words left my mouth.
Surprisingly, the girl answered me and we just carried on chatting in English as if nothing had happened.

I'd rightly request that I be bludgeoned with a blunt instrument should I part with any such bastardisations.

Ever speak Thai with other falangs?
Once I was playing pool with a random Dutch fella who had shocking english and OK Thai so we communicated in Thai while drinking beer and playing pool in a red light district falang bar in Chiang Mai. We must have look like a pair of twats.
Some of the lights are green to confuse the dishlexus
Knee bah
I caught myself saying "cheap Charlie" today.
Never had that phrase until the damn TGF engrained that into my mind
I loathe that expression and swear I will never use it so long as I am alive.
One I do use with dramatic effect sounds something like " orrhorr " whenever something is excessive, or someone is trying their luck. Taxi driver quotes a ThB 500 fare instead of using the meter.. "orrhorr", change is ThB 100 light, "orrhorr".
I see fish. They are everywhere. They don't know they are fish.
Watch any sporting event on local tv for 3 to 5 seconds if you want to get that "orrhorr" sound perfected. Does my fucking head in.
I can't possibly sit through any sporting event with Thai commentary any more. I remember one occasion when the Thai commentators were talking OVER the English commentary which you could still hear. AAAARGH (<--that's English BTW)

Oh Hawwww!! You just took the very words out my mouth.Originally Posted by Headworx
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Or Whore ,methinks she doth protest too much,once twice,three times a lady,four times its a job.

I NEVER NEVER say same same, or copy copy some stupid, bar girl.
No disrespect to bar girls, Socal.
As I must say I have had my fair share of humpy pumpy of same same in my wicked past.
This thread.
Some farang think too mutt.
Mai pen rai.
Use farang word, use thai word.
Same same na krap.

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Sorry KG, I very, very not understand mahk mahk.
Anyway, I'm off to Mc DonALL for a burGHERR an' pepSIII.
Sawatdeebyebye.
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Ling Indo he nearly funny man
Why'd ya get jailed again Khun David44?
What's wrong with that?Originally Posted by Headworx
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