LOL
Don't know which one I got wrong, but I reckon I'll be able to keep me passport.
LOL
Don't know which one I got wrong, but I reckon I'll be able to keep me passport.
I took the test and am quite happy with my score.
5/10: Sorry Old Bean
You just didn't cut the mustard.
8/10 but as I haven't been back for 12 years that's pretty good.
These were the correct answers
It's nice to see you, to see you______?
Nice
What is the correct response when someone drops a tray in the middle of a canteen?
Applause
Which one is Ant, and which is Dec?
Ant (left), Dec (right)
Do you want salt and vinegar?
Yes
When does the DFS sale come to an end?
When hell freezes over
Please complete the following question: Who do you think you are kidding Mr. ______?
Hitler
The UK is experiencing very hot weather. The headline in The Sun reads "phew what a ______"
Scorcher
You have met a girl from Greece. What might she have a thirst for?
Knowledge
You are at a football match. How might supporters of the opposing team be going home?
In a f****** ambulance
Which Second World War relic is housed in the Albert Hall?
One of Hitler's testicles
I don't get the Greek girl question. (I answered Retsina). And I thought I answered something like Who cares? to the Ant and Dec question. But I scored 9/10.
Pulp, Common People
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,
"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."
All 3 answers to that are probably correctOriginally Posted by benbaaa
Didn't take the test. Who wants to be from the UK? You guys need to take this test to measure your UK-ism? Kind of like Pubs. Only men and no women. Like a penal colony.
Or Jomtiem.Originally Posted by ltnt
DFS sell sofas, and they continually have SALE posted at their storesOriginally Posted by VocalNeal
4/10 but I grew up in the U.S.
Didn't cut the Mustard with 7/10...
Just as long as it wasn't my Colman's mustard I don't give a monkeys....
No questions about pork pies or bangers and mash...or yorky puds....or real ale...or .....
Couldn't have been compiled by a true Brit....
Scored a fairly desultory 6/10. Thank Christ I will be reacquainting myself with the sceptered isle next month. I think.
Never tasted a decent bitter in Oz myself....:-)
I've just failed the Real practice test miserably. Fokking impossible.
Question 11
The number of children and young people up to the age of 19 in the UK is
13 million
14 million
15 million
16 million
What on earth does this test, apart from your ability to remember an answer you've read somewhere? How does it help to determine if you can settle in the UK successfully?
Life in the United Kingdom - The Official Practice Citizenship Test
The sleep of reason brings forth monsters.
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.
6/10 .... Greaks i thought wanted a hand out and a gas mask in RAH.
Dont know what the other wrong answers where.
And i have just remembered the song Hitler has only one ball .
I think it is just a little satirical scamOriginally Posted by benbaaa
the real test asks questions like "what is the function of parliament" rather than all the nonsense people have been quoting
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