Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Looks like the ausssies are gonna get their arses handed them.

^Yeah you said that in the last Ashes series and how did that work out again? To be fair, you had an English coach back then though.

Oz aren't the #1 Test team in the world through good luck but they'll need some luck to beat the #2 team in the world in their own back yard.

^ Steve the cheat Smith was quite vocal that the Ashes are 2nd behind beating India in India, off to a great start - you lot could do with a spinner

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Yeah you said that in the last Ashes series

Oh look, a bullshit claim from headworx that he won't be able to back up.

What a surprise.



Meanwhile, that 177 is looking more feeble with every over.

Cummins in particular serving up absolute tripe.

I thought you guys would learn to keep your powder dry till the end results are in when it comes to talking about sports but no, it seems to be a brittle trait to go off half cocked then disappear when your own quotes come back to haunt you

Originally Posted by cyrille

Oh look, a bullshit claim from headworx that he won't be able to back up.

Shouldn't you be watching the neighbours through binoculars and updating your log book on their every move or have you progressed to CCTV these days?

Originally Posted by Headworx

I thought you guys would learn to keep your powder dry till the end results are in when it comes to talking about sports but no, it seems to be a brittle trait to go off half cocked then disappear when your own quotes come back to haunt you

Christ, he's off again.

Keep pushing his buttons and you'll be getting paragraphs within the hour.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Not much proven quality left after this partnership.

That should keep the Indians focused.

Called it.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Christ, he's off again.

Keep pushing his buttons and you'll be getting paragraphs within the hour.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Keep pushing his buttons and you'll be getting paragraphs within the hour.

How about cricket? Are you on par with a retarded chimp at knowing anything about it as well?

Just need to drag a few more brittle teflers in and we'll have the full-house of clueless fuckwits that are so fun to play with shortly

Originally Posted by cyrille

Looks like the ausssies are gonna get their arses handed them.

Against India in India. I think the last time we won a series in India was 1986

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Against India in India. I think the last time we won a series in India was 1986

You should try playing in Pakistan. Apparently that's really difficult.

^Australia won the Test series they played last year in Pakistan, did it without a Kiwi coach and captain too

Presumably having Vettori as coach of the Australian teams invalidates all of Australia's white ball results too, in your tiny mind.

I also remember you posted 'I'm a completely obsessed wanker and a liar to boot' last year, but the search function is hopeless these days.

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Australia won the Test series they played last year in Pakistan, did it without a Kiwi coach and captain too

Really? England whitewashed them.

Still, good effort from your boys.

^^Vettori, who I really liked as a player, is part of Australia's coaching staff but most definitely not head coach of any Oz team in any format. Unlike Brendan McCullum and Matty Mott, in case you need examples of what head coaches actually are.



You guys have never once addressed the very reasonable questions on how you feel about needing coaches from far less populated countries on the other side of the world to teach you guys how to play a game you invented and try to instill some bottle. And you'll use the paragraphs in this post to stay the fuck away from answering them now too which is real shame because there's quite the pattern of you guys doing this in multiple other sports you invented and suck at as well which I'd like to discuss

What's happening in the match?

^^ is he still going on? HW you need a hobby aside from English cuisine and English sports

^Suppose I could take up and study the fine art of brittle deflection when it comes to topics that make people run for cover, where did all you guys learn it from?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What's happening in the match?

The Irish spinner is doing pretty well.

^ he is. India have let this great start slip, should have put more pressure on the bowlers.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ he is. India have let this great start slip, should have put more pressure on the bowlers.

Poor, really. Rohit aside the batsmen are not performing.

A maiden test for a spinner in India, only 22 and they should have gone after him - they've sat back and comfortable. Poor

India 7/321 stumps day 2

378/8

Aussie attack being put to the sword now.