Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Seven remaining.

3/36

Absolutely clueless.

One of the groundsmen has just had to come on to the field to clear up all the Champagne corks

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear . . . now I know what is was like to be an English cricket supporter for all those decades

Seriously, are we really this bad?

Aussie skip gone collapse on the way.

Aus 134-4

With Khawaja gone they're in the home straight.

135/5

136-6

Another review for Aus....

Smith gone 136/6

YORKSHIRE: Yorkshire have now made 318-6 with the bat and taken 5-48 with the ball in this Test.

Root and Khawaja look like two classy young players that could be around for a long while. A couple more wickets tonight would be nice, 4 might be better...

It's going to be a hard session after tea for the Aussies. Will England need the extra half hour to wrap things up?

Collapsing like a clown's car.

154/7 Another Umpire's decision backed up by snicko but not hotspot.

In comes Siddle.

I don't know much about the Australian test team but maybe the should follow the English model.
Get some foreigners in your team seemed to sort our cricket team out,for awhile anyway.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

No doubt, England are a good team, but they are also a boring team - the batting especially, barring KP (who isn't even a pom)

Come on Wally, this is test cricket, not 20-20. England played the perfect second innings. KP will not be a big loss, which says a lot about the current team.

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ The whole Border/Taylor/Waugh era must have left terrible scars son.. That's ok, just let it all out...

Aus used to be brilliant. Same as they used to be in most sports. Now they're not and we are (except for those soccer kunts).

^ we did that, he's suing us for racial discrimination.
Oz cricket used to be simple, 11 hard, tough as fucking nails blokes all fired up to kick the shit out of anyone who thought they deserved to be on the same pitch.
Somewhere, in the last 5 years, it became no longer about the game, but about selling milo and KFC summer meal deals and keeping a bunch of Indians happy.
The tipping pint was Symmo, and the way the media and the organization handled him..
Gone forever, fluttering away in a PC godyourabunchofmindlessfucks breeze.

162/8 the party's ovvverrrrrr....

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ we did that, he's suing us for racial discrimination.
Oz cricket used to be simple, 11 hard, tough as fucking nails blokes all fired up to kick the shit out of anyone who thought they deserved to be on the same pitch.
Somewhere, in the last 5 years, it became no longer about the game, but about selling milo and KFC summer meal deals and keeping a bunch of Indians happy.
The tipping pint was Symmo, and the way the media and the organization handled him..
Gone forever, fluttering away in a PC godyourabunchofmindlessfucks breeze.

I don't think your boys can hold their piss any more, look at Warne with the silly texts, etc., Symonds, Warner.

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ we did that, he's suing us for racial discrimination.
Oz cricket used to be simple, 11 hard, tough as fucking nails blokes all fired up to kick the shit out of anyone who thought they deserved to be on the same pitch.
Somewhere, in the last 5 years, it became no longer about the game, but about selling milo and KFC summer meal deals and keeping a bunch of Indians happy.
The tipping pint was Symmo, and the way the media and the organization handled him..
Gone forever, fluttering away in a PC godyourabunchofmindlessfucks breeze.

The way I see it Australia just haven't got the players any more, time is the only cure for that.

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ we did that, he's suing us for racial discrimination.
Oz cricket used to be simple, 11 hard, tough as fucking nails blokes all fired up to kick the shit out of anyone who thought they deserved to be on the same pitch.
Somewhere, in the last 5 years, it became no longer about the game, but about selling milo and KFC summer meal deals and keeping a bunch of Indians happy.
The tipping pint was Symmo, and the way the media and the organization handled him..
Gone forever, fluttering away in a PC godyourabunchofmindlessfucks breeze.

Its obvious - your 'women' are tougher than your 'men'.

Bloody hell, they're hanging in there by a thread. They better be gone before end of play today....

Somehow I think they'll be asking for the extra half hour. Siddle gone 192/9.

Nearly there 9 down.

I thought I would never see it after decades of smacking Pommy arses.

The responses are totally accepted and well deserved.

England are just too good at the moment.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I thought I would never see it after decades of smacking Pommy arses.

You've been seeing it for much of the last decade, but I must admit that Aus are at an all time low (in pretty much every sport if the truth be told).