Thread: Manchester Utd

^^No wonder you finished....


(has to look)....


So far down I can't even find them.

Charity shield today for teams that won things last year.

Well, one of us won something and the other cheated.

Ended up selling my ticket and getting a refund on the train cos I've spent a fucking bomb.

We're racked with injuries again and the season hasn't even started.

We'll still be trophy collecting come May though- cos that's what we do.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Charity shield today for teams that won things last year.

6/10 for Man Cheaty, good odds

Originally Posted by malmomike77

6/10 for Man Cheaty, good odds

Do you remember the days when you used to win things?

21 years ago today we kicked the shit out of each other for 90 minutes.

https://x.com/Cantona_Collars/status...54106372321586



Now that was a rivalry.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We're racked with injuries again and the season hasn't even started.

Before you start making excuses don't you think you should ask why Ray Shoesmith keeps putting players on the treatment table?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Before you start making excuses don't you think you should ask why Ray Shoesmith keeps putting players on the treatment table?

Who are you playing this weekend harry to celebrate last season's finish above Spurs?

Things got worse when we got this O'Driscoll fella in from Arsenal.

The Guardian's Jamie Jackson spoke to BBC Radio Manchester's The Devils' Advocate podcast and offered his thoughts on Manchester United's injury troubles, which have continued from last term into pre-season.

"It feels a little bit like deja vu all over again," said Jackson. "The club have got a new head of sports medicine in, Gary OÂ’Driscoll from Arsenal. He was brought in in September last year, so he's had a review of it. He's had all of last season to sort this out.

"We don't know for sure if this is a continuation of last season but it is a little bit alarming. The Hojlund injury, it was a muscle injury and he's had full preparation, he wasn't at the Euros for very long. If you're fielding him, you think he's fit after doing all the tests and then that happens, it seems a little bit odd.

"If this continues now, there is something seriously up. I'm hoping it's bad luck for United. If it continues, there has to be an issue at the club. This is supposed to be an elite operation, with all this money spent to make sure these assets stay fit.
"The next few weeks, if there's a few more of these, people like me will be asking 'what's going on?'"

Man Utd podcast: Guardian'''s Jamie Jackson on pre-season injuries - BBC Sport


He's a fucking plant, isn't he?

Not one single centre back fully fit and available last season for the game against Palace. Without a left back for almost the whole season.

And still we won a trophy.

Erik Ten Hag is a miracle worker. And a trophy collector too, of course.

Wan Bissaka to West Ham today.

Mazraoui from Bayern next week once this is done.

One in one out: 15 mil for AWB and 18 mil with add ons for Mazraoui.

I'll miss AwB for those games when you have a tricky right winger like Mitoma. No better one on one in the world.

A bit piss going forward, mind, but he has improved...a little.

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Ornstein reporting the De Ligt deal has finally been agreed. 45 mil plus 5 mil in add ons.

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1822246583779365243

^ due back from injury in November

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ due back from injury in November

You'll be mere specks in our rear view mirrors by that time.

Matthijs de Ligt (born 12 August 1999) is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich and the Netherlands national team. Considered one of the best defenders in the world, he is known for his strength, leadership, aggressiveness, tackling and aerial ability.

Originally Posted by reinvented

^
more indicative of how shite your senior players are at present

Oh they'll get shitier that guaranteed. Where from 5th place down are Merch going to finish? I note Halknows hasn't bet his pension on Merch winning the league

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You'll be mere specks in our rear view mirrors by that time.

Matthijs de Ligt (born 12 August 1999) is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich and the Netherlands national team. Considered one of the best defenders in the world, he is known for his strength, leadership, aggressiveness, tackling and aerial ability.

You have to question why Bayern would release such a treasure Bayern Knows

We've got Yoro and De Ligt for less than 100 million.

And Everton wanted 80 million for Branthwaite.

80 million!



Ineos showing how business should be done.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Oh they'll get shitier that guaranteed. Where from 5th place down are Merch going to finish? I note Halknows hasn't bet his pension on Merch winning the league

Come May, guess what will be happening.

Can you guess?

I know. You do too.

One team will be fannying and another will be trophy collecting.

Again.

We both know which one is which.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We've got Yoro and De Ligt for less than 100 million.

And Everton wanted 80 million for Braithwaite.

80 million!



Ineos showing how business should be done.

Poor Yoro, back when ?. Digit will limp around struggling to carry the defence and cover Onannas gaffs until he too gets injured reaching for the TV remote.

Community Shiled , It;s a rim off

well, that was unfortunate

Hal always called Man City...cheats

He never disputed that they were the better team.

To be fair

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Who are you playing this weekend harry to celebrate last season's finish above Spurs?

Oh the excitement of coming 8th and winning a pot for getting lucky draws all the time eh.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We've got Yoro and De Ligt for less than 100 million.=

That sounds almost as good value as Casemiro and Antony.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Oh the excitement of winning a pot

What the fuck would you fannying losers know about winning things?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What the fuck would you fannying losers know about winning things?

What will you when rednose dies?

When you think about it, it was a stroke of genius by Pep to throw the FA Cup so Ratcliffe got fooled into keeping Ray Shoesmith on.