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    Roy Keane was a professional boxer before he became infamous on the pitch.
    He is also in AA, I know his sponsor.

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    Is anyone holding viera up as a hardman? You sound like you used to knock one out to a picture of him Hal, your Oirish hero with wee hands and a big gob. Frankly as we've seen over the years, footballers are largely big mouthed faggots who can't back it up off the field

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    Gary Neville is your typical example !

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    Anyway, look lets not show disunity, the Ozzies will be listening and will use this against us... its 3 1/2 weeks til the Gabba, hang in there.

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    Hal, if you are lucky Utd may have a new manager before the first test - the future is bright

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Anyway, look lets not show disunity, the Ozzies will be listening and will use this against us... its 3 1/2 weeks til the Gabba, hang in there.


    Stay strong lads!

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    Bring back Giggsy he could score home and away

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You should have asked Vieira....if you could catch him when he was running away.
    Vieira the melted little petal, from 30-35 seconds in that clip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Roy Keane was a professional boxer before he became infamous on the pitch.
    No he wasn't.

    He trained a bit as an early teen and had a handful of amateur teenage bouts.

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    He's Welsh, he's Red!
    He shares his brothers bed!
    Ryan Giggs!

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    ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    ...........
    Helge er målløs er han kneppet?

    Bleeding between the rhymes or Great Dane has lost the pot?

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    Ya never know, they might pull Zidane.

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    BRENDAN BE A GREAT PICK , the Carnlough lad did a fine job with Chelsea reserves outstanding at lowly Leicester, of course he may wait for Tuchel to end a season empty handed and Roman Emperor to give him the laurels in the Royal borough and the keys to Stamford Bridge.
    As for Ole he's watching the Glazers peek behind teh doors of teh advent claendars waving their magic debt trap at al land sundry oof course they prefer someone flasher the sorta harrybutterballs like Giggsy or a real coup jerk Wanger management back no Arsene about here or even the special Meringue Jose teh Pose are some of teh few characters big enough to put Chrissy, Fred, n Pog n their place.With no honours I think Rashford and others will be packing their bags with plenty of offers
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    your brain is as empty as a eunuchs underpants.
    from brief encounters unexpurgated version

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    That's worrying, you have the same "teh" problem i have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    That's worrying, you have the same "teh" problem i have.
    I put it down to small keys on fone or Earl eONSET dementia, but my Dr wrote a diagnosis andy quote


    "Teh man presents all teh classic tehemes associted with excessive mustarbasian"

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    Check no one has swapped your keys, you may end up in your MiLs house you don't want her sorting your qwhrty

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Helge er målløs er han kneppet?

    Bleeding between the rhymes or Great Dane has lost the pot?

    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    ...........
    Another poster made a simlar post quicker than me.

    PS
    For the posters here, who find it difficult, to crack the RubbaJohnny code:

    You have a mighty handicap unless your danish language is on par with David's, and that you furthermore were a witness to David kicking Van Morrison down some stairs in Vanløse, Copehagen anno 1971 or there abouts.

    David is a man of the world and his flair for language is only equalled by his cruelty to irish blues musicians

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    Image caption,Denis Law was "humbled" by the statue

    Sir Alex Ferguson has helped unveil a statue honouring fellow football legend Denis Law in Aberdeen.


    Law, now 81, was born and raised in the Granite City but played most of his career for Manchester United.


    He said he was "humbled" by the honour in his "beloved Aberdeen".


    Former Aberdeen and Manchester United manager Sir Alex joined Law at the unveiling of the 4.5-tonne statue, just off Broad Street in the city centre.




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    Entitled Legend, sculptor Alan Herriot's bronze statue, with a granite base, shows the footballing great with his arm raised.


    Known affectionately as The Lawman, he scored 30 goals for Scotland.


    In August, it was revealed he had been diagnosed with dementia.







    The former European footballer of the year went to Powis Academy, before moving away to play for Huddersfield when he was 16.


    He went on to play for clubs including Manchester United, Torino and Manchester City.


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    Image caption,Denis Law and Sir Alex Ferguson seemed to enjoy the occasion

    Speaking about the new honour, he said: "Aberdeen is my first city, I always came back to Aberdeen.


    "This statue is really fantastic. I have been a very lucky guy, being able to play for your country as well."


    He said his memory was not as good as it used to be, adding he was "very happy" that "marvellous" Sir Alex was able to be there for the occasion.


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    Image caption,Denis Law played for Manchester United and scored 30 goals for Scotland

    He was one third of what became known as Manchester United's Holy Trinity, when he played alongside George Best and Sir Bobby Charlton during his 11-year stint with the Red Devils.


    He received the Freedom of Aberdeen in 2017, and features in a new hall of heroes in Provost Skene's House, which reopened recently.


    Lord Provost Barney Crockett said: "The people of Aberdeen hold Denis Law very close to their hearts and this statue represents appreciation of a local lad done good."

    Shalom

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    Arf.

    "If you don't know who
    Salt Bae is, he's a bloke who sprinkles salt in a vaguely amusing way, and somehow turned that gag into a £50 million restaurant empire.

    The Turkish chef - who we're still hoping is actually a Sacha Baron Cohen character - recently opened a London outpost, where he serves £1500 steaks covered in edible gold leaf.

    Naturally this soulless business lounge is a magnet for footballers like Wayne Rooney, David Beckham and, it turns out, former Spurs gaffer Mauricio Pochettino, who popped in the other day.

    The Argentine - among the favourites for the Man United job - was filmed spunking ungodly sums of cash on overpriced, incoherent dross. He'll fit right in at Old Trafford."
    The next post may be brought to you by my little bitch Spamdreth

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    The Argentine - among the favourites for the Man United job - was filmed spunking ungodly sums of cash on overpriced, incoherent dross. He'll fit right in at Old Trafford."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    He received the Freedom of Aberdeen in 2017, and features in a new hall of heroes in Provost Skene's House
    So he won't pay to enter Museum, like all other Aberdonians, hence the common nesh end expression for deserted terraces, like Aberdeen on a Flag Day.
    Law has a special place in the heart of Manchester's premier team

    "The scorer of what proved to be the winning goal for Manchester City in United's penultimate game was former United player Denis Law, who scored with a back-heel in the 81st minute. relegated, United then lost their last game of the season, against sixth-placed Stoke City




    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Vanløse, Copehagen anno 1971 or there abouts.
    David is a man of the world and his flair for language is only equalled by his cruelty to irish blues musicians
    Yøur Swedish theta eater in Angrit it is Fan lose in 1971 anno domi know, Rabid is a fan of the whirl and flair for sandwich by his cutey Oirish blue Movies , please use a slap checker before assing such makeless assertions on my ørgan of rekord.

    Oh here's THAT goal sheer class, tho Denis is ambivalent in the clip

    Poor Alex I has the pleasure of coaching from him and Peter the Cat at my unsucceslul bid to be an apprentice keeper. Both great keeper sin an Era of Banks Shilts too, in an era when fullbacks had balls were heavy and keepers could be barged , the fairies today wouldn't last til half time on the boggy mire at Gillingham or Brisbane Rd on foggy February nights, The only warmth and comfort was when someone threw or pissed warm Bovril down ter leg on unprotected terraces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    for sandwich by his cutey Oirish
    Her name was Kathleen;she seduced me, hauled me off to a bar/casino hopping. A young business woman; the stout and chubby lass she was.

    Refused to leave for a business meeting in Hamburg the next day.

    I was charming and she was freckled and ginger

    I'll never forget you, Kathleen

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I'll never forget you, Kathleen
    Sit down calmly and stop deraileuring this fine testament to Munchester Rovers

    Pour a stiffy

    The bad news it was me before my trance ission

    The good news you were very generous for a man with such a large bike and small toolkit

    We'll always have Istegade, I'll never forget the remolade oozing from your hands and opening a cake vending machine for free with your knob was sheer class


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