Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now fuck off and put your head in one of those motorbike wheels.

While it's moving.

That'll be a sticker on it.

“Six months ago in my first three games in charge, with two victories and one draw I said: ‘The storm is coming.’ Today after this disaster season I want to tell you: ‘The good days are coming.’ If there is one club that has proved in the past they can overcome any situation or any disaster it is our club, it is Manchester United."

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Because Manchester United are winning the lot.

It's going to take at least three years to sort out that mess.

Amorin will be back home by November.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Be very afraid.

Of possible gut injury from laughing?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

“Six months ago in my first three games in charge, with two victories and one draw I said: ‘The storm is coming.’ Today after this disaster season I want to tell you: ‘The good days are coming.’ If there is one club that has proved in the past they can overcome any situation or any disaster it is our club, it is Manchester United."

Yeah, not really though.

Busby rebuilt his team successfully in the 1960s, winning the title again in 1965 and 1967.

United had to endure a long wait of 26 years for the next title

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's going to take at least three years to sort out that mess.

That's just to get them back to where they are now. He'll be given the summer, will buy a few underskilled overpriced players to fit his crappy system. Will be gone before the end of the season, the next poor fudger then inherits players bought to fit a system no one in their right mind would play at United.

Apparently 89 million will be paid this summer for signings Ballbag made over the last few seasons. Antony, Mount, and Hojlund?

And look at the reaction this has got from you bunch of little fucking mincers.



You know it because Fergie ruined your lives, and you're petrified that Amorim will be ruining them again with the Trophy Collectors.

Bring. It. On.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's going to take at least three years to sort out that mess.

Amorin will be back home by November.

That "mess" that has been in 3 finals in 3 seasons and has won more trophies from them than your team has in the last 60 years?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Yeah, not really though.

Hazza.

I've told you before.

You win nada.

Your standards are to be "in the mix."



You are not a serious football club.

Let me ask you a question, ladies.

Who would you put money on winning trophies next year?

The Trophy Collectors or yours?

You know the answer, don't you?

They've got no money!

The club is finished!

Nobody will want to sign for them!

Matheus Cunha agrees five-year contract with Man Utd ahead of PS62.5m transfer as Wolves star set to take Marcus Rashford'''s shirt number | Goal.com

United earned around 5.5 million from playing in the Europa League final, 3.5 million of that went to Chelsea, due to a clause they agreed to when paying 60 million for Mason Mount.

Originally Posted by Edmond

United earned around 5.5 million from playing in the Europa League final, 3.5 million of that went to Chelsea, due to a clause they agreed to when paying 60 million for Mason Mount.

Shock horror!

Football clubs pay for players over a number of years and include bonuses!

You dick.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

They've got no money!

The club is finished!

Nobody will want to sign for them!

Matheus Cunha agrees five-year contract with Man Utd ahead of PS62.5m transfer as Wolves star set to take Marcus Rashford'''s shirt number | Goal.com

Let's repost this again though for you all.

Newcastle and Arsenal were after him, but his mind was made up once United entered the fray.

And you know why?

Because we are Manchester United.

Ruben Amorim: “I waited so LONG to change club because I ONLY WANTED MAN UNITED”.

https://www.facebook.com/fabrizioromanoherewego/posts/%EF%B8%8F-ruben-amorim-i-waited-so-long-to-change-club-because-i-only-wanted-man-united/1344105000850321/

We take who we want when we want- cos we're United.

Right. I'm going out now, but I love you all.

xxx

Keep it coming.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We take who we want when we want- cos we're United.

indeed, your record over the last decade is impeccable, largely coz you've taken players nobody wants, you have a whole over paid squad of them

He's completely deluded.

Hilarious.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Apparently 89 million will be paid this summer for signings Ballbag made over the last few seasons. Antony, Mount, and Hojlund?

That's just a down payment on what they still owe.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

That's just a down payment on what they still owe.

And yet here we are:

Matheus Cunha agrees five-year contract with Man Utd ahead of PS62.5m transfer as Wolves star set to take Marcus Rashford'''s shirt number | Goal.com

You fannies were in for him as well, weren't you?

You would have thought they'd have learned about putting fatties with no ambition on long contracts when they bought Casemiro.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You would have thought they'd have learned about putting fatties with no ambition on long contracts when they bought Casemiro.

Matheus Cunha transfer news: Man Utd and Arsenal among five Premier League clubs interested in Wolves forward | Football News | Sky Sports

There's only 1 club in this country, Hazza.

Ignoring his lack of ambition, can you meet their terms Hal?

The stated terms for Matheus Cunha’s £62.5m clause are three instalments paid over two years.

I mean you've already started charging extra for disabled parking.

What next?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I mean you've already started charging extra for disabled parking.

We don't charge your team bus when you come up, do we?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We don't charge your team bus when you come up, do we?

Careful Hal, if Sir Jim starts charging for team bus parking, everyone else might do it and you can't afford it.

It seems you can barely even afford hotels these days.

It can be revealed that United travelled to Goodison Park for the 12.30pm kick-off on the morning of the game, rather than stay in a nearby hotel overnight, with players reporting for duty at Carrington at around 7.30am to get the team coach to Merseyside. The early start time was commented on by players, and the team arrived at Goodison at 11.20am, shortly before being due to warm up. Usually, even for an hour-long trip, United would book local accommodation in those circumstances.

Even Southampton fans are ripping the piss out of you, H:

https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1926667316978176277

"Tottenham Hotspur, they've won more than you."