Thread: Dinner

Good work, Dil. Still no beer?

So a stock cube's no good then?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Still no beer?

My body is a temple

Originally Posted by Dillinger

So a stock cube's no good then?

You've still got to boil LD down first, and if you want a more rounded finish chuck an Ant in with a dash of Cujo if you want to go low fat and sanctimonious.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

fat and sanctimonious.

Not for long

Your Mrs wants a Bloke not a limp wanker like YD, you'll be getting heartburn and asking for advice on the "How to cope with" thread next and worse JPPPRRRRRRPPRRR will be suddenly become a role model but be warned with your frame JPs bike will look like mini motos .

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Your Mrs wants a Bloke not a limp wanker like YD

I wear the pants in my household bud.
I tell her when I'm doing the dishes

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

you'll be getting heartburn and asking for advice

You obviously don't underdtand the stomach alkalising effects of apple cider vinegar

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

terrible...

The Colonel is spinning right about now...

Fryday rolls around again...



*Note to self: Never use Food option for auto-focus on Samsung phone again*

^ the fish and the chips both look nice; well cooked.

^Looked way nicer - and bigger - than the pics indicate. Bloody beautiful, it's a beer batter too which is my favourite. 250 Baht and Robert's your Mother's Brother

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Looked way nicer - and bigger - than the pics indicate. Bloody beautiful, it's a beer batter too which is my favourite. 250 Baht and Robert's your Mother's Brother

I'd love some of that - cooked well, one of the nicest meals going - especially on a Friday!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I'd love some of that - cooked well, one of the nicest meals going - especially on a Friday!

Bets, my Mrs is a fantastic cook, she'll look at someone doing it once and copy it and with Fish & CHips it took her three goes and she had it - if your Mrs is Thai shame her up and she'll sort it - wok tastic

To do the batter here is an art.

Dunno if its the humidity or lack of stuff that makes batter

Originally Posted by Dillinger

To do the batter here is an art.

Dunno if its the humidity or lack of stuff that makes batter

Batter or Divorce, it was the option before you changed, now she'll just laugh from the bar watching the Ashes in two weeks

A couple of dinners from the last week...

...^the kindest comment I can make is that your plating seems...crowded...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...^the kindest comment I can make is that your plating seems...crowded...

...bad lighting.

"The complexity of the gravy isn't clearly apparent upon first view despite the party on the palate upon tasting."

Was what nobody said. Ever.

Sorry, Chits.

Ham and beans. More pics in the blokes cookery thread.

Nice...I am missing ham. Ham sandwiches even moreso

Spoiling myself today.

Pork loin, button mushrooms, sprouts and sweet potato in the thickest bisto gravy i could muster.

^What's up with your new camera?

Its a pile of shit the camera on this phone. Talking of which. Just had a couple of prunes for dessert

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Its a pile of shit the camera on this phone.

Can you download the Gcam app? Thats what you need.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Just had a couple of prunes for dessert

Thanks for reminding me. Got to keep those pipes working.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Can you download the Gcam app? Thats what you need

I had that. Used to freeze all the time then it stopped working so deleted it.