Your plates of meat will probably end up on a specialised website after he's finished racking a few off
Mendip I can recommend a website that sells 400 thread count Egyptian cotton duvet covers in sateen strip.
Back on topic...
Cheat day
^Dafaq is that on the right? Hot milk?
The kid's sanga is on the left, he doesnt like cheese, mayo, pepper or egg yolk.
^^ My brother could never eat the yolk.
Have you introduced him to Balut at any point?
You're making it much too simple, Oh...
Tarty redcurrants
^ Can't you get more than three eggs on a toast?
^They're only small eggs, shoulda tried to get 4 on there in hindsight
^ Bastard. My new breakfast is a half cup of instant porridge and a black coffee.
Nothing but a nice, light, cleansing pot of strawberry tea in the park.
You stodgy, unhealthy fookers.
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