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Originally Posted by Edmond
I'm very glad that I only meet up with my mate once a year...
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Yesterday was my day of the holiday, the rest of the week will be devoted to the daughter. If she ever wakes up, today will start with a Full English and then I think Sea Life. The last time I went to Sea Life was in Weymouth in the UK in July and it was pretty poor, to be honest. I hope that the Bangkok Sea Life will be better.
How’s the head?
^ No problem.
She may be on school holidays but I still feel that it's my duty to keep the daughter's education going, so while in Bangkok I've been trying to teach her about English customs and where best to experience them.
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This was pretty-well perfect, although I would have preferred a proper hash brown, maybe some fresh mushrooms and in a prefect world, one less egg in favour of an extra sausage. But I don't like to get picky.
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The bladdy daughter didn't want a Full English, but insisted on something called a 'Mac and Cheese'. For breakfast!!!
As it's her hols I relented but I sometimes think that her American school teachers are gradually brainwashing her, and I'm not at all happy about it. She even said 'soccer' the other other day.
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She wouldn't even pocket the delightful little half-pint Leo glass she had her water in, despite encouragement and threats from her father.
What is today's youth coming to?
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Originally Posted by Mendip
Oh for żĄ˘€§ sake.
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A proper traditionl English breakfast should have fried bread.
^ I couldn't agree more, but I have my health to think of.
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are you sure you aren't sneaking a few cheeky classes in :)Quote:
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Fine teachers doing a fine job. Mac and cheese for breakfast, I'm surprised it was on the breakfast menu.Quote:
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Nip that in the bud mateQuote:
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I believe you, because I want to and because, that in my opinion, you deserve her respect.Quote:
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Post cycle pre fight training.
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Left licking the plate like it's Salma Hayek's nether regions.
She's 57.
Delicious.
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I gotta go with Edalulu on this one...Selma is still smoking hot.Quote:
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I think spamdeth has already reserved her on one of his creepy spam threads.
I was gonna say Helen Mirren, but syb doesn't like younger women. :)
*Ba Dum Tsch*
Bonus points for making me egg the shape of Antarctica.
^ You didn't core your tomato?
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Originally Posted by Topper
Marge Simpson's chain smoking sister?
I can never remember which one she is, but each to his own. :D
My wife always cores my tomatoes.....always....Quote:
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2024 is the year of getting hair on me chest.Quote:
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Well, lucky you Topper.Quote:
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It's been a while since my wife cored my tomatoes. In fact I have to core them myself, these days.
'coring tomatoes' ... is this a euphemism I haven't heard of?
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^ Excuse me, Topper started it.
I'd eat Joanne Lumleys bacon for breakfast :sexy: