Easy Joe.
This balcony aint big enough for the both of us.
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Easy Joe.
This balcony aint big enough for the both of us.
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You can say that again :smileylaughing:
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Quick trivia question Ciz...
How many tomatoes in this pic are the correct way up?
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Just asking coz we think you're on the spectrum.
Sharing is caring, we're here for you.
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Originally Posted by cyrille
:zing:
:rolleyes:
Back on track.
cooked breakfast today. The dark brown stuff is a homemade tomato chutney.
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Well, you have to start somewhere I guess.
Whole bloody idea of breakfast, mateQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonecollector
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(would it be 'brekfest' down Limpopo way ? )
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Originally Posted by malmomike77
Curry for breakfast , respecto!
Never trust an Italian caff with a full English
2 blocks of marj, hard eggs, funny lookin bacon, generic brown sauce, sweet beans and a hash fuckin brown.
Greasy fuckin wops
https://i.imgur.com/rpvzsll.jpeg
Wop were ya thinking?
Heart attack on a plate.
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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
where to start? i have no words for that fukup apart from I hope you threw it back at them
marge!!!
beans in soem stupid pot you have to fish out of your plate
Hash fukin browns
wtf did they do to the eggs?
That bacon looks looks like the shite you'd see in some 2 star shitehole
those sausages look like the cheapest crap they could find
and finally
what Cvnt eats a full English with coffee?
fvck me you deservedly got proper seen
Tbf the coffee look the only decent part of that abomination.
Oh my… :puke:
Those are not fucking hash browns, those are shit frozen potato patties. You Brits would not know a proper hash brown if it hit you in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Oh god here we go. Another rant about how perfect hash browns only belong in Seattle and only he knows how to make them.Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
It doesn't matter what quality the hash browns are, they don't belong on a Full English.
Left over new potatoes maybe, but not hash browns, bubble&squeak is okay as well. Hash browns are best left the other side of the pond for snubby to get fat on.
Dills monstrosity on a plate Vs my healthy option.
Poached egg, tomato and Wildddd Scottish Salmon steak.
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You could have cooked the tomato. That one looks like a cat sat on it for an hour to warm it up.
I'm sure that's very healthy Joe, but it doesn't look particularly appetising. A sprig of parsley maybe, or a lemon sauce, might improve matters.
This was even worst...
Cod fillets with lemon and chorizo..
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Had to drink a strong coffee to get the taste out of my mouth and the kitchen still stinks several hours later.
I know what a homefry is, those shite triangles are what you muppets exported to the world through you McDonalds crap food outletsQuote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
You fucking idiot, hash browns have nothing to do with Seattle.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Odd you mention that, but I have not seen any Americans posting up plates of hash browns, just you Brits posting up those shit frozen patties.Quote:
Originally Posted by Troy
Interestingly enough you clowns gobble the shit up. I see more pictures of American fast food posted up here by Brits then I do Americans. Reg, Chits, Armstrong all consume a steady diet of that "crap" food, and they post pics to prove it. I personaly very rarely ever touch the shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
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Originally Posted by bsnub
Fair point.
I rarely eat brekkie. Just get up and go
Today though I was hungry around 9.00 and to take the edge of I went to a burger king drive through and got a brekkie wrap consisting of a sort of burrito with hamburger patty and egg .
and I got a hash brown for a side
It was absolute dogshit. So it will be years before I go for takeaway. Plus takeaways not cheap
So fuk them
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Originally Posted by BLD
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Right, I better get down the Regency and save this thread.
Organic salmon fillet with two scrambled Eggs on toast..
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The only fish for breakfat i kipper had them daily which as a real treat for my host, Two large kippers from excellent Frehsfood fisheries section at UK'sMorrisons, I usually chose the largest left at 8am around 3 quid each, crusty bread strong coffee, he spreads Spansih paprkia i find the natural oiliness enough.
A Cornish friend seved tinned fish ad peaches when becalmed we later deciphered the writing on the can as Goldfish yuk, luckily boating brekkie always had trad tot of rum which removes all senses
Tbf I reckon the only fish I will have for breakfast ever again are kippers
I really can't understand the hype about Salmon, it's utter crap compared to a bowl of serial, crumpets or a fry up.
Smoked salmon Blinis with roe may impress crumpet esp Doily ala Carte
D'Oyly Carte
While caviar great Avoid Sturgeon
^ I try to avoid Mercury until late afternoon.
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Originally Posted by Joe 90
Killer Serial?
Eggs Benedict.
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^ With beef?
Yup. Beef bacon is a common substitute here. It's good enough for me.
My mate's dad just arrived in the north so I picked him up at the train station.
Ordered a Caesar Salad from the cafe outside the door. I really should have known better.
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A little bit of Farmhouse bread with your bottled salad cream, sir.