Thread: Manwiches

Originally Posted by headworx

a little more time put into cooking the onions than the 1 minute kw recommends .

gay bastared!

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Not sure where the cannibal part comes from?. It's a fucking steak, not my neighbor Barry.

It's cooked medium, many would say it should have been medium rare. Go to any steakhouse anywhere in the world and when you're asked how you'd like your meat cooked, just say "leave it up to the Chef". There will not be one instance where you'll be served a steak that's cooked anything past medium. Those that can't handle that should order Chicken or a boot-sole because nothing fucks a good steak like cooking it past pink!.

green owed

Originally Posted by happynz

No problem with blood. Saw off the horns, wipe it's arse, and throw it on a plate.

And slap the fucker if it moos!

Originally Posted by Luigi

It's hardly my fault that I'm more intelligent than most.

And this statement comes from someone who has to start a thread about how to add coolant to his car!

In my opinion not knowing something is not necessarily a sign of less intelligence but refusing to learn new things and information is!

Test...

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Test...

You passed. Well done.

Now why?

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Now why?

Soz.

All kinds of forum fuckery going on earlier. I could only access forum via VPN and then only some threads and then only reply on even less, hence the 'Test(icles)'. Forgot to delete it.

Picked up a baguette, some gauda and "Canadian" ham.



Fancied a gauda and fried egg Manwich.



Simple, manly and tasted good...

Man Points off for the dodgy looking egg and even more questionable 'dog' but other than that I'd eat the fuck outta that, nice one.

^ but he's doing his pirate face for you...

We are not impressed

Originally Posted by Headworx

Those that can't handle that should order Chicken or a boot-sole because nothing fucks a good steak like cooking it past pink!.

Why cook it at all?

In a fight, my money is on the cat...

TBH, not sure bookies would take bets on it.

It certainly wouldn't be the first dog he has fucked up.

The wife seems to be on strike, though to be honest it's very hard to tell...

So left to me own devices I found an old bag of pumpkin soup in the freezer and had it with corned beef sarnies.

I go open-topped these days as I figure that halves the carbs in one fell swoop. Do they still count as 'manwiches?

I also livened them up with a dollop of home made ratatouille, which was a mistake. I should have gone with my original plan of Daddies sauce.

All things considered, I would say the whole combination was pretty revolting.



It comes to something when your eight year old daughter can beat you on manwiches... Her triple decker fishcake and baked bean manwich (first posted on the dinner thread) was a work of art!

Living dangerously there Betty.

Those eggs were just waiting to get nudged and smash on the floor.

Originally Posted by Mendip

It comes to something when your eight year old daughter can beat you on manwiches... Her triple decker fishcake and baked bean manwich (first posted on the dinner thread) was a work of art!

I bet that made a mess down her legs you need Chaps for eating, like the cowboys.

^^ yeah, I was careful...

^^^ that Mendip is a right animal!

^ Thank you!

I'm gonna take that as a compliment!

Brilliant, made me hungry no betty, ya bastard!

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Thank you!

I'm gonna take that as a compliment!

As you should.

Tonight's snack...

Manwich of the day:





Korean beef is pretty expensive, but very tender; the Koreans consider it better than the Japanese beef.



Couldn't find a nice cheddar, so went with a pretty nice tasting Gauda as a base.



The beef was pretty thin, so added a tad of olive oil in a pan then cooked the beef for no more than 10 seconds per side.



It was a dill mustard that I haven't tried before, wasn't sure about it, so only put it on one half.



Tasted nice, preferred it without the mustard. Might add a tad of ground pepper for the next one.

Decided to manwich again, different bread, no mustard: