Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

(I'm fairly new to this thread/game. Is it poor form to go twice? There's been no takers for a while.)

Simpletons in my parish like eating terribly old Nutella sandwiches.

simpletons in many places love exposing themselves on nighttime sorties.

Sandwiches are not done well in China, hardly ever satisfying

satisfying andys thumbs in sphincter fantasy, yolanda inserted nine digits.

Digits inserted gently inside Tom's sphincter.

sphincter punished horrendously, inserting Nigerian
cocks tore Ent's rectum

Rectum-entering caused Tomcat's urethral malady.

Malady affected ladies' areas. Damned yeast!

Yeast engorged angelas steaming twat.

Twat winked at Taxexile

Taxexile attempted xeroxing Evelyn's x-ray. It looked enormous.

Enormous nipples on Rhona make Oliver understand sexiness.

Sexiness, explained Xavier, is nihilistic, especially self sucking

Sucking uncle clives knob, imelda nearly gagged.

Gagged, although got good ejaculate. Delicious!

Delicious! exclaimed linda intensely, choking internally on uncles sperm.

"Sperm pleases everyone" rapist maintains.

Maintains an indefensible notion that argues islam's not scatalogical

Scatalogical cravings are the anathema local oligarchs in Carlisle are liking.

Liking it kinky inspired Noi's grandma.

Grandma received anal nightly, digitally masterbating also.

Anal licking smells odious.

Also loves simulated oral

(Manam seems to be a bit obsessed by anal today)