Unsurprisingly the lid came off, leading to
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Unsurprisingly the lid came off, leading to
a misunderstanding with a boatload of Zulu prizewinners
who happened to be cavorting in the vicinity, oddly
they thought they had booked a package tour of
the darkside until they spied a pile of soiled underwear left behind by...........
your mother, who was too lazy to wash them, and preferred instead to...
shove them in your foul mouth prior to.............
adjusting her misaligned husband who failed to
perform his conjugal duties,
due to utter revulsion on going near his wife because
of the apparent scabs and pustules, quite understandable considering...
his own body was scrubbed daily with carbolic soap and a ..
piece of metal that fell out of an old Tampax dispenser.
The Tampax dispenser had itself fallen out from...
a box. However, the box had a far more interesting history, originally...
a tree growing in a Brazilian rain forest
that was home to a small familly of ethnic grubs
whose diet consisted primarily of illicit Durian imported from Thailand by...
Tug boats disguised as Krathongs piloted by Katoeys from
a dance class posing as Dwarves off the sound of Mull.
unfortunately they realised they were all too tall, bar1 who just happened
To be a small dwarf (!). Anyway, having dropped off the Durian, their next mission was to...
find a little yellow ribbon for the sake of...
nothing better to do, up till
the raping started then