cotton sock were cheaper by the dozen. He was greeted by
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cotton sock were cheaper by the dozen. He was greeted by
five ladyboys who he thought were beautiful, and wanted to..
with just his socks on. He got down to just
one bottle left out of a dozen large Chang, before he realized
he had nowhere left to fire the rockets from. Suddenly,
he felt a warm hand on his lower torso and it
slowly flexed each of it's seven fingers before slime oozed
....to his amusement, Elvis had returned, standing a little to close for comfort as he
pushed up against me and said "Wanna come with me for a hamburger?"
"I wonder if that is a metaphore", I thought to myself. As I looked upon the King's worn and excavated face, I sighed. This wasn't the Elvis of..
Viva Las Vegas. As he fumbled and dropped the soap I saw visions of Jailhouse rock
...flash before my eyes. And I knew then that I was destined for greatness ... if only ...
more people posted on Teakdoor, the world...
would be in utter chaos, as so many would be placed in the sin bin. However,
The world goes on with or without Teak Door posters, nonetheless, DirtyDog will always....................
weed out the sorry cvnts and banish them to...
a place where they can consume a bottle of gin and a ham sandwich until their..............
Blackgangs house and then..........
vapid farang hags would arrive to consume their blood whilst......
look up the meaning of blackgangs house and then....
downing a bottle of black label while....
smoking the carcass of the sad cvnts and then
tripping the light fantastic, whilst
jumping from the nearest Pattaya-area balcony...
while humming Pink Floyd's 'Learning to Fly', then