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1,000 cambodian reil including an extra

one way ticket back to

the toilet because that curry was

the best way to clear my pluming because my

girlfriend keeps stuffing her tampons down the

plug hole to stop it from flooding but you should see she put the strawberries she puts in the

fridge next to the

large rubber

container thats full of

soda and

jizem that she collected from

the top of an old mans

closet that he was keeping for

a rainy day so that he could

take it down to soi cowboy and shove it

behind a handy dictionary. Unfortunately, the bar changed hands ten

times before he could find it again so he had to

wait for the next bus to come alone before the day

of his job interview at the

chicken factory where he hope to

meet the girl of his dreams but sadly

she was ground up to feed to hungry Zombies from

cambodia who went on a visa run but got stuck because of the

strange UFO that picked them up and took them to

Phnom Penh where he took advantage of