all the local sexpats were arrested and paraded wearing
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all the local sexpats were arrested and paraded wearing
first world war flying uniforms, carrying a large bent screw
which was straightened by Captain Hammer who just happened to be
betrothed to the upcomeing and profanely deaf
78 year old virgin, called
Thaksin Shinawatra.
who decided to change his first name to Frank and do the
conga down the main street with 350 naked bargirls
who had been hand picked by Svend Erikson and his
cohorts of Swedish sexpat pensioners dressed up in viking retro
after a very successful tour of the
fish maket in Norwich
and a promise of a weeks 'rep' in Neesden. However
things got sidetracked because of
his intense desire to become the supreme ruler of
the Land of Fake Smiles, a place where
a poke in the eye ia as good as
being tackled by a team of 'Katoey' soccer players, all
ball tapping and touching up their highlights, clutching gold handbags
which were stolen from a drunken german who
Knew the ins and outs of Patters. sort to speak. Nonetheless...
he showed the bar girl his third reicht, she laughed
laughed so hard that her fake titties exploded. Then she promptly declared that she was in fact
Elton John in disguise and was preparing for a new
piano polishing extravaganza, to promote his new 'House of Wigs'