Thread: Continue The Story

and all died in a pile of shit.

Butt, all was well, he knew of a special enema

coded as Klingon star of the turd enterprise

. Meanwhile, over on the other channel

they all died in a pile of shit.

. This story is getting shittier coz Nawty is upset about

the drivel you keep writing. Fckin Daleks ?????

And, Jandajoy hates Daleks coz they steal his brekkie by

syphoning it up through doctor who's anus

is puckered and full of noodles

. Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away

lived a wise old man called George. His wife was

known to be the king of the kitchen and had

had her sex change after they'd married.

She was known to toss a mean salad, but had

never really worked out meat. With vegetables and fruit, delightful !

Especially carrots, she loved carrots...oh and zucchini

and bananas. Strangely enough she kept a photographic record

But the needle broke.........

, under lock and key in her shoe box next to

the cinder box.........

which contained her well oiled vibrating egg collection

on cold winter nights George would be allowed to

meet with friends

and rub his hands vigorously over the hairy bits