Thread: Continue The Story

those with more than 3 seconds of ...

time to buy them...

^ladies drinks like a strawberry daiquiri, or...

even a small bowl of...

^somtam, with crickets on the side...

which is really quite a treat when you're...

skint with more than a week ...

left to go before...

^the next pay day, or before the next cowboy comes along to...

rock yer world and feed you once more so that...

the birds don't catch you with one eye open and...

...and your trousers unzipped...

and down around your ankles leaving you ...

without a fair chance of winning the footrace from...

...the start, yet confident that...

with a deft yank at the trousers and a swift...

...crafty wank that may, or may not go unnoticed...

unless you're a Yank having a wank and then ...

^you're disturbed from your efforts by ...

...the pizza delivery guy who...

works with his sister and her best friend, who is...

...taking orders over the phone whilst...

the "boyfriend" answers the phone and the sister makes the

toppings down the end of the soi with her...

mom, who is famous for spreading her hot sauce all...