The Geoff (The Legend) Carter in Thailand video thread

[crocman]

He is on his way back to Patts for Songkran.

More vids to come.

[taxexile]

plastic belts and shoes

it is bad enough having to endure the close company of the filthy dross that make up 95% of the travelling public these days without having to actually dress down to look like them.

probably still have to take plastic belts and shoes off too.

[Chittychangchang]

Geoff looks like he's feeling the heat



Pretty much looks the same as when we had our honeymoon there 13 years ago at Rocks Sands(Banana resort back then).5mins 33


Geoff's new toy..

[DJ Pat]

Geoff's looking a bit haggard in this, I'm sure he was more attractive when the evening began about 13hrs ago

[thaimeme]

"......all good stuff, innit?"

Indeed.

[Allotafargina]

Boring git

[DJ Pat]

The guy's a loveable old goat, you can't deny that.
He's the Keith Floyd of the posh travel blog scene

[Dragonfly94]

He's a thick, embarrassing northern twat, watched one that was enough for me. Why does every fucker think their blogs or vids are interesting these days? 99% are shit like this idiots.

[porno frank]

that dude has some good content to peep out.

[Seekingasylum]

His filming of Koh Chang serves one purpose in that it demonstrates just how the Thai manage to fuck up their island resorts so comprehensively by permitting the beach to be covered by shitty restaurants all competing to lure the tourist with each one covering more sand, earlier each day, than their neighbour. Had Sai Khao at Koh Samed lost its entire beach to these gormless stupid fuckers by three in the afternoon each and every fucking day.

No wonder the sands become infested with lice, fleas and flies.

[can123]

Your implied criticism of Pattaya shows that you are a "stupid kunt". I lived there and loved every minute of it. There are many decent guys living in Pattaya and your remarks are offensive to them.

Geoff Carter does not have a Geordie accent as he is from Manchester.

[wasabi]

Can Geoff go to Phuket and enlighten us on the 200 Bt Tuk Tuk taxi ride for 1 kilometre.

[DJ Pat]

I heard that kao pad gai off the street is over 130 baht in Phuket
Would love to see how he dresses that one up

[Dragonfly94]

He'd probably say it's 6 quid in Manchester so 130 baht is a reet bargain

[Chittychangchang]

Geoff's learnt some tricks in LOS and got the T-shirt...



Like the punch line at the end.

[KEVIN2008]

Boring individual...

[DJ Pat]

I must say I'd prefer to see him walking the streets telling us all how it is

Making pineapples from parrots isn't really a pastime of mine orr my dads

Geoff waking around the immigration place in Chaeng wattana would be a laugh

[Door Knob]

I've always liked Geoff. A happy guy doing what he enjoys and is excited about doing it.

A few members here definitely need a biscuit I'd say.

"This is amazing, fantastic" says Geoff as he's being taken on a buggy down the walkway of the airport.
What on earth is amazing about that? This is the problem with social media. It allows us to highlight the mundane aspects of our lives. Geoff even shows us what Emirates gave him for breakfast and lunch. I'm mean really, who cares?

Ahh biscuit for you!

Geoff Carter did some guest appearances on TV game shows when he was younger. He was usually more entertaining than the host. Rather a natural for television with his exuberance.

I've seen a couple of clips. He's good at improve.

Truly, a depressing prospect.

A sweaty hovel populated by fat, pug nosed, bandy - legged Isaan hookers screeching inanities to a ghastly soundtrack of eardrum piercing hottentot music as they entertain a bunch of fat-bellied, slouch - shouldered, slap-headed, Northern geriatrics swigging tepid beer and licking their chops as they fondle a slice of flesh their warty old mitts couldn't get a sniff at back in their own wretched boltholes.

The only appealing thing I heard on offer was the prospect of some decent sausages.

You get a whole heap!

Geoff is soooooo last year.

Kev is now the man with the plan...

Kev is quite the rising star. He has a very lovable personality and doesn't come across as arrogant, which people like. Ever watched an American in Bangkok? I'd punch that guy in the head if I saw him... ok I probably wouldn't go that far. But I wouldn't buy him a drink, that's for sure. Geoff and Kev both have one on me if I ever run into them.

[Chittychangchang]

Geoff's upping his game with a 7 month tour, going for a gong...

Get the Geoff Carter ring tone

[Chittychangchang]

[Thai3]

Seem like every man and his dog has a Thai vlog going these days, most seem to be people you would void like the plague in real like, like this twat

[Neverna]

Geoff off to his local Wetherspoons in cold and wet Warrington, dreaming of sun-soaked sexy Samui.

[Passing Through]

God, how grim the English are.

cold and wet Warrington

Pleased to say that I have no idea where that is. All I can remember about is that the IRA bombed it once, probably with good cause.

[thaimeme]

Seem like every man and his dog has a Thai vlog going these days, most seem to be people you would void like the plague in real like, like this twat

All this depends on the circles one keeps - in real life or the more fashionable worlds of social media habitats.

Personally......I'll take a rain check.

[snakeeyes]

I've not run off with a Ladyboy , I think he's a funny man and his videos are Ok ,