Another staunchly anti-gay Republican turns to be. . .gay
Very strange people, Republicans.
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Puerto Rican GOP territorial Sen. Roberto Arango voted to ban same-sex marriage, worked on George W. Bush's 2004 re-election campaign, and once called another lawmaker a fag on floor of Puerto Rico's senate. You know what happens next, right?
Arango's excuse for posting pics of himself on gay/bi hookup phone ap Grindr—including one of him bent over, cheeks spread, senatorial asshole winking at the camera—isn't as catchy as "hiking the Appalachian Trail" or "lifting your luggage." Those two were pure poetry. But Arango's excuse is delightful in its own way: Arango wasn't looking to hookup with dudes, he was just documenting his weight loss regimen. ("Why, Senator Arango! Your asshole is looking so slim these days! You simply must share your workout routine with me!")