As a keen student of BBC News, ..... will be aware that trans women’s chest milk is every bit as nourishing for babies as mother’s breast milk, .... won’t have any worries on that score. If that sounds a teensy bit deranged, well, shame on you, ladies and gentlemen, for not being a “trans ally”.
You can’t work for the BBC without being an “ally”, saying “pregnant people” with a straight face and tut-tutting at Scottish nurses who don’t wish to undress in front of a male colleague called Beth. Who can forget the brave guest who dared to suggest on Woman’s Hour that lesbians were women? The Radio 4 presenter hastily apologised to listeners for this “offensive” view.
The BBC has reached this moment of existential peril because, although it has always had Right-wing critics, by allowing itself to be captured by totally far-left activists, it has finally managed to unite in fury against it women, Jews, motorists and pretty much anyone who believes that a male boxer should not be allowed to beat a female boxer to a pulp and win an Olympic gold medal.