The BJ bar in hua hin.

[peterpan]

On the beach at patters or lumpini park, but I dunno which would be the most convenient to you Eli

[buriramboy]

So where's the dogs girls that do it for 200?

That will be the 'bush babes' in Pattaya, you will find them under the fly over as you head down to the marina, I believe these 'girls' are mainly for the benefit of TEFLers as with negotiation i am told you can get blown off in the bushes for as little as 100 baht.

[November Rain]

I have heard on not very good authority that it's near the fishing pier, here in HH. (The cheapies, I mean)

[Eliminator]

I was just wondering why DD hadn't piped in.

[dirtydog]

Probably cos it is a shite thread, I mean who the fok wants a blow by suck description?

[peterpan]

So where's the dogs girls that do it for 200?

blown off in the bushes for as little as 100 baht.

I just knew it, I have been overpaying there for years.

[Eliminator]

Probably cos it is a shite thread, I mean who the fok wants a blow by suck description?

Gotta agree with you on that

[Ping]

Well there you go - I was waiting for the punchline thinking it was some sort of kiddies joke. Do you get to keep your wellies on, Tarkus?

[Tarkus]

Punchline? I just responded to a senior (?) member's request for a review. Never thought of a punchline. And for my wellies (whatever that is - my english isn't that good), I'd guess its "Up to you, Sir" as they say around here.
And I agree to those thinking that this is a shite thread. It should never have been started, I shouldn't have responded, and it does not belong in this excellent forum at all. This simply sucks. (No, that one was unintended, really!) My bad.

[Bluecat]

Well, with these blow job bars the interesting thing is that you are not really supposed to choose your "service provider". They work on rotation so you will be serviced by the next one in line. She may be a minger - in fact they are all mingers - but some are more minging than others.

Well, it makes sense.
I guess the customers do not care anyway...

[The Basket Weaver]

Punchline? I just responded to a senior (?) member's request for a review. Never thought of a punchline. And for my wellies (whatever that is - my english isn't that good), I'd guess its "Up to you, Sir" as they say around here.
And I agree to those thinking that this is a shite thread. It should never have been started, I shouldn't have responded, and it does not belong in this excellent forum at all. This simply sucks. (No, that one was unintended, really!) My bad.

No need to be so self critical. content aside, i thought it was a well told story

[Ping]

Nice line BW

[sunsetter]

cool review allthough they are all somewhat the same kinda experience, but having said that 700bt aint bad. i found a place in trat once, nice enough place, not to many cockroaches, and i paid 1000, for a top notch 15 mins, so 700 in hua hin aint too bad.

[Troubled]

Lolitas in HH used to be a guest house. The Aussie owner turned it into a BJ bar - more money less hassle.
I understand that he is related to the lolitas owner in Bangkok. Girls go on the circuit from one bar to another.
Never taken advantage of the services.
The bar itself is nice enough. - one of the better ones in the area.
The owner is nice enough

I understand that ladies are not allowed in.
As for the price it is in HH not exactly the cheapest spot in the country particulalry in the tourist centre

[buriramboy]

I understand that ladies are not allowed in.

I can't imagine there is much of a market for ladies wanting blowjobs.

[kingwilly]

I can't imagine there is much of a market for ladies wanting blowjobs.

I do know of a few ladies that regularly get massage with happy endings around here though.

[Slipstream]

I heard from another forum member (on another forum) that the quality wasn't as good as the one in BKK.

Something about the girls being old and useless when it came to performing.
I knew the guy of old back when the place was a guesthouse.
He split up with his missus to got back to being a bachelor again.
Just another HH tale I guess.

1000+ for a BJ.
I haven't been yet though so prices might be up.

[Loy Toy]

^ I think it's a franchise.

Owned by Shane?

Spreading his Blow Job Empire

Sex sells doesn't it, no marketing plan required.

[Marmite the Dog]

I heard from another forum member (on another forum) that the quality wasn't as good as the one in BKK.

Something about the girls being old and useless when it came to performing.
I knew the guy of old back when the place was a guesthouse.
He split up with his missus to got back to being a bachelor again.
Just another HH tale I guess.

1000+ for a BJ.
I haven't been yet though so prices might be up.

I guy I went to Hua Hin with last weekend went there and said it was pretty good. 500 Baht, but all the girls were mingers.

[Texpat]

So you went to Hua Hin with another guy and he went for the blowjob and you went ... to the library?

Spreading it on a bit thick, aren't you, Marmite?

[ChiangMai noon]

bunch of sad fukkers forking out money for a blowjob.

jesus.

[buriramboy]

Teakdoor becoming a mongers board???

[melvbot]

Seems like it, and mongers who need a review of a BJ bar at that. May as well start reviewing the freelancers just in case one of them cant peform.
Heres a BJ bar review that applies to nearly all of them
Go in, buy a beer, get a blowjob, pay your bill then leave.

[Loombucket]

Go in, buy a beer, get a blowjob, pay your bill then leave.

Where's the fun in that, or am I missing something??

[ChiangMai noon]

^
lord only knows.

I'd rather stick forks in my cheek.