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I need some readers tips and tricks on using the Thai toilet for this page TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum The Joys of Thai Toilets
By the time you reach the point of no return just pray for paper and bum guns.
When looking for the right toilet to use,…….make sure there is a hook on the back of the door or on the wall in your bathroom cubical (?) so you can hang your pants/shorts (if you remove them, like I do) and do not toss the pants over the door (or place them on the floor next to the bottom of the door) because they can be stolen.
Your tip has been added :)
Wash the it down and sit on the fucker. Things can be quite explosive if you've eaten at the wrong establishment prior to the visit. Sitting saves unnecessary wall splattering.
Hold your knob downwards whilst forcing one out, otherwise the cubicle will be sprayed with piss
And don't post the pics of the aftermath on a thai forum.
^^Actually thats quite a good tip, not sure if thats the best way to post it though.
I think its just automatic. I don't think I've ever been to to toilet and accidentally pissed everywhere. When sober.
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Could try one of these!! Help for the aged and all that.:)
Just rest on the top of the squatter. Bingo!
Pinch your cheeks and hold out until you can find a sit down toilet. If that isn't possible and you absolutely have to use a squatter, make sure to save enough energy to be able to stand up after, as your knees will seize up. :)
Ha, a bum gun or TP in a public Thai toilet... You must be joking...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
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Originally Posted by somtamslap
several more tips added thanks to miss somtamslap and Mrs Pickel.
The Squatter (or pedal lokum, as we say) seems incompatible (?)with newspaper reading.
Any tips there ?
Maybe this type could be usefull:
YouTube - 2-in-1 sit-squat toilet: squatting, East Asian style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKITBkYQe10&NR=1
I dropped my handbag down a squat toilet in Switzerland once.
Managed to grab it before the automatic flush started.
Difficult manoeuvre.
He's nicked my bit and used my Sunday name,
has indeed. crappywright strikes again!
The have one there now:confused:. What next Peshawar, West Yorkshire?Quote:
Location: Barnsley, Central Java
My 2 satangs worth. Make certain that before one does any business in the stall is to make positive the bum gun works and if not there is adequate toilet paper. I have err, donated several pairs of boxers in the bin do to the fact that the needed resources were not checked out prior to the deed. :)
This seems to be normal on teak door.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
I wrote that for travel forums but no bugger would buy it so I posted it here.
Wonder if the dog will pay me since he pinched it.
What can I say. I'm a Barnsley lad regardless of where I am. Just Indonesian flavoured now.Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNeal
Back on thread, I'm dropping smelly ones at the moment. My wife usually complains but I walked over to the window and stuck my bum outside before I farted.
I'm such an old romantic.
hmmm, I did rewrite most of it, yours was the only one that needed rewriting I might add :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mr Fred
I feel sorry for the widow.Quote:
Originally Posted by mr Fred
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Well at least stick my proper forum name on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Fredrick indeed. Makes me sound gay.
KW said you were :) actually I thought as it was in members you didn't want your nick attributted to it, shall change it.
:smileylaughing: Good thread.
I used a squat one in Phuket and hit every thing but the toilet, so washed the place down only to find there was no plug hole but there was a 2 inch step so ended up in my own shit soup.
Did a runner chucked 500b at the bar, told me mate Kev we were leaving NOW n had it on me dancers quick as...
.. it was around in that plaza with the Irish bar owned by Gerry.
After reading some of the posts above it jogged my memory. Some other things to do while in a Thai bathroom (with a squatting toilet).
Your bare feet never have to hit the wet floor/toilet. Slip your shoes/sandals off while you undress, but step on top of them while doing everything,…….redressing/undressing yourself and squatting (slip them back on). Might be a bit more difficult if you’re female and wearing heals.
Someone mentioned “how to” in a train. It is difficult, for sure. Especially for us westerners who are not used to trying to balance ourselves over a toilet while a train is moving. However if you take a closer look while in a Thai train you’ll see two bathrooms (toilet rooms) in each train car (across from one another), one with a squatter and one with a western type toilet.
One last thing,…..If you cannot find a hook or nail in your bathroom cubical to hang your pants/shorts on while using the toilet, I have found that you can use the door hinge to hang your shorts/pants/backpack on while using the toilet (most toilets here in Thailand open towards the inside of the toilet, so you’ll find the hinge pin on the inside of the bathroom). Use the noose that your belt runs through to hang on the hinge (make sure it clean of grease or rust).
I bunged it in members because, being a shy newcomer, I'm unsure how filthy a chap can be in open forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
If fortune is unavailable, fame will do.
PS. If you really want to do something nice Mr Dog, sir.(Lick's gaffer's arse)
You should change that sodding silly place name thing under my name to "Enjoying sheep" as a reward for contributions made.
I'm far too skint to offer money but I will do rimming if a bribe is required.