Review of Pattaya from The Sun newspaper

[HollyGoodhead]

Can anyone write their own review of Pattaya in the same style as the The Sun but changing the bits they don't agree with? Could be interesting. I'd give it a shot but I've never been.

[nidhogg]

Can anyone write their own review of Pattaya in the same style as the The Sun but changing the bits they don't agree with? Could be interesting. I'd give it a shot but I've never been.

Pattaya? Which Pattaya? There are at least 4 co-existing side by side.

There is the up market nobby farang pattaya, luxury 5 star hotels, private beaches, guided day trips, expensive restaurant pattaya.

The Asian package tourist pattaya, separate hotels, up at 8am to go on day trips, shopping in special shopping centers, eating in specialize restaurants and night trips to the floating Katoy show restaurant pattaya.

The Thai, making a living haing nothing to do with the bar scene, except peripherally (selling som tam to bar girls) but getting on with our lives pattaya.

And then there is the walking street and bar scene/hooker/sex tourist scene pattaya. There is even (most shocking this one) a farang, living a normal life away from the bar scene pattaya, but no one really believes that one. But it does exist.

Now, which Pattaya do you think will sell the most newspapers?

[Loy Toy]

^ I consider walking street, beach road leading back to third road is a Pattaya standing all on its own.

I call the place "Pattaya Sewer" and those that frequent that Pattaya knows it is not only a shithole but smells like one to.

[the dogcatcher]

I think the report is accurate, the language and observations seem to suggest the reporter was sent here to write this version of Pattaya.
Sell a few more papers at the expense of "maniac Mr Birds" victims.
Reporter prob had a couple of good shags on expenses.

[britmaveric]

Condoms in hotel rooms? Never seen any in a hotel room I've stayed in. Maybe this is included in the penthouse suites?

[the dogcatcher]

Condoms in hotel rooms? Never seen any in a hotel room I've stayed in. Maybe this is included in the penthouse suites?

No, Siam Regency Soi Bukoaw.
Top class shit hole.
But good mini bar, condoms, lift, air con and watchable TV pic.
800 baht.

[teddy]

In broken English she said: "British men visit very much. I only ever meet British or German men. No locals want sex with prostitutes. "I charge £10 a time and the kinky stuff is always with British men. They ask me to tie them up and hit them or I let them hit me while we have sex."

Never met an Issan whore with English language skills as good as this. I've also never met a Sun journalist with English skills as good as this. Germans can sometimes speak English this well though.

"no locals want sex with prostitutes" - OK no self-respecting Thai man wants sex with a skanky Issan whore but as we all know if the skins light, she's alright.

[harrybarracuda]

Did the reporter "make his excuses and leave"? Or did he (more likely) empty his saddlebags into and over the young lady after paying her an agreeable amount.

This was definitely a cunning Ploy.

[Cenovis]

Thats a 10 minute work back home at a desk (maybe 12 if he got too exited looking at the photos). Prices are mostly wrong anyway. Girls usually dont "coo" I want to be your Girlfriend, more like Hello sexy man, hello welcame, I want to suck/fuck you and so on.....

[Michael]

Try to imagine a Clint Eastwood character, or Shaft or James Bond saying " Phwooar, I love Pattaya, can get a shag anytime I want, they love me here, best place in the World."

Hmmm. It's a zoo. The cage is invisible, but the inmates can never leave.

[dotcom]

HIV is 40% huh? That will be news to the locals.

[kmart]

Try to imagine a Clint Eastwood character, or Shaft or James Bond saying " Phwooar, I love Pattaya, can get a shag anytime I want, they love me here, best place in the World."

Hmmm. It's a zoo. The cage is invisible, but the inmates can never leave.

I would love to see Pattaya as the location setting of a 007 movie.

[the dogcatcher]

Golden Gun was set here.
In Thailand where they have sumo wrestlers and people working in paddies wearing Vietnamese hats.

[Ancient Future]

Golden Gun was set here.
In Thailand where they have sumo wrestlers and people working in paddies wearing Vietnamese hats.

I thought James Bond Island was off of Phuket... is that the same JB movie with "Odd Job" in it?

[ItsRobsLife]

Try to imagine a Clint Eastwood character, or Shaft or James Bond saying " Phwooar, I love Pattaya, can get a shag anytime I want, they love me here, best place in the World."

Hmmm. It's a zoo. The cage is invisible, but the inmates can never leave.

I would love to see Pattaya as the location setting of a 007 movie.

Dr. No Money No Honey
From Russia With Thrush
Gold-digger
Thunderthighs
You Only Give Twice
The Man with the Golden Bike
The Cashier Who Loved Me
For Your Eyes Only Private Room 2000 Baht
Manpussy
GoldenMinge
A View to a Scam
The World is Not Enough You Cheap Charlie

[kmart]

^^ Nice.

[bobo746]

what about the aussie perverts why dont we get a mention

[dirtydog]

Here you go, the Daily Mail has done a Pattaya report, by a woman I might add that isn't as biased.
Thousands of British men fuel Thailand sex trade - but who's exploiting who? | Mail Online

[Cujo]

Here you go, the Daily Mail has done a Pattaya report, by a woman I might add that isn't as biased.
Thousands of British men fuel Thailand sex trade - but who's exploiting who? | Mail Online

Love this pic.
This'll have them flocking to Pattaya.

[dirtydog]

^Your not allowed to steal Andrews pictures, he emails us and complains when we steal them.

[Cujo]

^ Is that him fetching some fresh stock?

[dirtydog]

^Are you stupid?

[HollyGoodhead]

Re the dailymail article. What's with carrying women over your shoulder? Looks daft.

reading the rest of the article now.

[Cujo]

^Are you stupid?

Apparently yes, I didn't notice that Andrew is the photographer and assumed you were refering to the human traficker Bkkandrew.
It looks like he just caught another one there.

[dirtydog]

^Now that has given me an idea have to email Mr Chant