Billabong Success Story....Why Is This Bar So Busy

[terry57]

I don't usually employ emoticons but this comment of our resident Sweat whoremonger was just sooo priceless.

" You hansum man. Wha' you do? You wanna buy me lady dink? "

" Well, good evening to you too. I'm here on a holiday and I'm amazed by the number of attractive ladies who sit in all these beer bars. They must be very popular places among you Thai ladies"

" Ohh, yeah, me too on holiday, na. These my flends. You buy lady dink for them too. We all work hard in department store all year but on holidays now. We like flesh air in Pattaya and meet many hansum man. You wanna take me somewhere? Mebbe you give me persent, na? No ploblem if you no wanna give me. I really like boom-boom wid fat, bald, wrinkled, hairy-arsed farang, beery breath, bad teeth and fart sooo bad. make me horny and lub it soooo much. Who need money, na. Mebbe just small persent.?"

You stupid twat.

Fuk me Thegent,

You do do some funny shit some times.

Fookin funny that was and all so fookin true at the same time.

[kingwilly]

^Exactly the sort of coversation guys who go to Gullivers for a game of hide the sausage are use to hearing

[Seekingasylum]

Ah Headfuck, so it was you who was next to me at the bar, then?

[terry57]

^
Hey Thegent,


It could of been Willy sitting next to you.

When covered in a Burka they all look the same.

[kingwilly]

Yes, I wear a burka to the pub.

[Headworx]

Ah Headfuck, so it was you who was next to me at the bar, then?

Nope. But I got a text message from a guy who was there who couldn't wait to tell me about some chicken head Farang trying to smuggle sausages in. Incidents like that bring out the wurst in him.

[kingwilly]

Curry or brat?

[Seekingasylum]

Terry, vis-a-vis Kingdong, I don't go to gay bars.

Headfuck, what on earth are you wittering on about?

[Headworx]

^I'm wittering about you and you ilk. Seen your type before many times TheGent, sidling up to punters in Bangkok pubs with your "psssst, interested in a few Keys of uncut Cumberland"?...

That's where it starts for your lot of course, next thing you're pushing them into maple smoked bacon and before you know it you're in some turf-war with Nigerians on Soi 3 over distribution rights on lower Sukhumvit of whole hams.

That security guard at Gullivers did you a huge favour by booting your worthless arse down the Soi, you could be in the Big House by now carrying on like that. Why not go back there and press a few silver Kings into his palm as thanks, he did you a great service.

[Seekingasylum]

Are you alright?

[Scottish Gary]

^I'm wittering about you and you ilk. Seen your type before many times TheGent, sidling up to punters in Bangkok pubs with your "psssst, interested in a few Keys of uncut Cumberland"?...

That's where it starts for your lot of course, next thing you're pushing them into maple smoked bacon and before you know it you're in some turf-war with Nigerians on Soi 3 over distribution rights on lower Sukhumvit of whole hams.

That security guard at Gullivers did you a huge favour by booting your worthless arse down the Soi, you could be in the Big House by now carrying on like that. Why not go back there and press a few silver Kings into his palm as thanks, he did you a great service.

That is the strangest post I have ever read

[Iceman123]

^
No way, David44 has much stranger ones than that!

[Headworx]

That is the strangest post I have ever read

Just having a laff Gary, fucks knows there wouldn't be too many of them in TheGents life...

I don't believe we've ever met but we likely know some of the same people in business around the LK area, one friend mentioned drinking with a Gary from Scotland there recently. In fact, he said their were 2 Scottish Gary's out and about that night who knew each other.

[NZdick1983]

That is the strangest post I have ever read

You have yet to read my posts then bro... ;-p

[Seekingasylum]

That is the strangest post I have ever read

Just having a laff Gary, fucks knows there wouldn't be too many of them in TheGents life...

I don't believe we've ever met but we likely know some of the same people in business around the LK area, one friend mentioned drinking with a Gary from Scotland there recently. In fact, he said their were 2 Scottish Gary's out and about that night who knew each other.

"LK area" says it all really.

[Headworx]

^Meaning?.

Or in lieu of having anything resembling a life, do you just feel the need to post meaningless bullshit to feel good about yourself?.

[Scottish Gary]

That is the strangest post I have ever read

Just having a laff Gary, fucks knows there wouldn't be too many of them in TheGents life...

I don't believe we've ever met but we likely know some of the same people in business around the LK area, one friend mentioned drinking with a Gary from Scotland there recently. In fact, he said their were 2 Scottish Gary's out and about that night who knew each other.

"LK area" says it all really.

Lets face it. No matter where TheGent drinks he is going to be sitting on his own feeling lonely as hell. You know the type. They continually check their phones waiting on the text message that never comes or they stare blankly at the telly pretending they are interested in the drivel on the screen. I wouldn't be surprised if he posts on here while perched on a bar stool. I think he should try LK Metro. The bars are busy and maybe he could find some drunk who would kill a few minutes with him.

[nidhogg]

Sorry pal... I'm the resident TD 'nice guy' *vomit... but I'm with Terry and KW on this one...

They be whores mate... you can use any euphemism you wish "service girls" or what not if it makes you feel better, but at the end of the day...they are whores...

They are people. Simple really. If it makes you feel better calling them "whores", then fine.

But the simple fact is, many of them are simply people who were dealt a shittier hand than you were.

You may think you are the resident "nice guy", but you are simply someone who should sit down and thank his lucky stars he was dealt the hand he got.

[baldrick]

A whore

whoremonger

I am sure thst is not what you call whatever is hanging off your cock and giving you the fancy wank

but do you tell them you "love" them ? till the end of time

or do you have a better grasp of reality ?

[Scottish Gary]

Sorry pal... I'm the resident TD 'nice guy' *vomit... but I'm with Terry and KW on this one...

They be whores mate... you can use any euphemism you wish "service girls" or what not if it makes you feel better, but at the end of the day...they are whores...

They are people. Simple really. If it makes you feel better calling them "whores", then fine.

But the simple fact is, many of them are simply people who were dealt a shittier hand than you were.

You may think you are the resident "nice guy", but you are simply someone who should sit down and thank his lucky stars he was dealt the hand he got.

Well said. That's exactly as I see it. It puzzles me why some guys get off on talking down to the girls and treating them like shit. Its obviously a self esteem thing where they try to make themselves feel better by picking on someone they view as even weaker than themselves. It makes them feel better about their own shitty lives, broken dreams and unfortunate physical appearance.
When you don't have these hang ups its easy to treat the girls as fellow human beings. You feel good about yourself already. You don't need to disrespect anyone else.

[Scottish Gary]

That is the strangest post I have ever read

Just having a laff Gary, fucks knows there wouldn't be too many of them in TheGents life...

I don't believe we've ever met but we likely know some of the same people in business around the LK area, one friend mentioned drinking with a Gary from Scotland there recently. In fact, he said their were 2 Scottish Gary's out and about that night who knew each other.

Anyone who gets stuck into TheGimp is fine by me. Keep it coming.
I've a few Scottish mates who drink around Metro and Soi Buakow. They all work offshore. I don't know anyone else called Gary but no doubt I would know them by sight.

[NZdick1983]

^ I treat everyone with respect, whore or non-whore. It's a harsh word, but don't jump to conclusions... it doesn't mean I treat them harshly.. I'm just calling a spade a spade...

People may call them service workers, or comfort girls, or 100 other things and still treat them like shit no?

Me calling them a whore doesn't mean I think of them as lesser human beings bro.. or go around spitting on them, or wish them harm in any way whatsoever.
I am indifferent towards them because I've never been involved with them and never plan to either.
It's just not my bag baby...

kow jai mai??

[taxexile]

They are people. Simple really.

they are lazy people. simple really.

[terry57]

They are people. Simple really. If it makes you feel better calling them "whores", then fine.

Them are simply people who were dealt a shittier hand than you were.

But you are simply someone who should sit down and thank his lucky stars he was dealt the hand he got.[/quote]


Your are pissing into the wind mate, get with the program.

By your reckoning, its seems that all women who do not have a decent job should be out selling themselves.

Most do not, they find other employment even though it is far behind what the Whores wedge out of the Punter.

If these woman want to be a whore that's very nice but a whore is what they are by choice .

Easy as that, they whore for money pure and simple.

I'll bet you would not marry one.

[Seekingasylum]

Sorry pal... I'm the resident TD 'nice guy' *vomit... but I'm with Terry and KW on this one...

They be whores mate... you can use any euphemism you wish "service girls" or what not if it makes you feel better, but at the end of the day...they are whores...

They are people. Simple really. If it makes you feel better calling them "whores", then fine.

But the simple fact is, many of them are simply people who were dealt a shittier hand than you were.

You may think you are the resident "nice guy", but you are simply someone who should sit down and thank his lucky stars he was dealt the hand he got.

What an utter crock of shit.

" Good evening, my poor dear who has been dealt a busted flush in the game of life and grasps the shitty end of the stick compelling her to open her legs for lumpen, raddled old farang wishing to avail themselves of carnal pleasures not available otherwise in their own countries. My heart brims over in empathy for your wretched existence and having to take it up the arse for the price of a modest night out in Colchester. Here's an extra thousand to demonstrate my pity for your miserable existence and in hopeful expectation you won't force me to wear a condom."

"Ja, tank you, na. But, wha' you mean, me no happy tonight? Me always happy, na. Me wit friends all day, sleep long and eat together somtam when me wanna. Plenny dinks and no hab to work in clappy mall, stand up and and get bore. Hab many laffs, and laterrr get dunk and dance lots. Boom-boom falang no ploblem. Mos' time he jus wanna hold me and sleep na because he drink too mut. Good money for no work na and after, he buy food and take shopping. My boyfriend he like it velly mut and buy mobike for motorsai work. Falang easy boom-boom work and let me get drunk wit flends all nigh' if I wanna. You like my new tattoo, na?

Pitiful,really, the way mongers delude themselves here.