Where to buy neoprene condoms

[Kurgen]

No you perverts, bottle condoms.

My trusty old zip up neoprene condom is looking a bit shabby.

Does anyone know where I can buy a couple, for small beer bottles (cos I'm a poof)

[Smug Farang Bore]

There's a few bars I drink in that have them.

If I remember I'll nick you one and send it to you.

[Bettyboo]

You drink that slowly? Didn't know you were Australian, Kurgen...

[Gerbil]

beer condoms are for pooves.

once your beer is out of the fridge, it should go straight down your throat. Not sit around warming slowly while some nancy boy of a 'drinker' nurses it.

[Kurgen]

Fukk the lot of you, apart from Smuggy, I was wanting it for my wife, HONEST.

[Ratchaburi]

I got some from Foodland I think they have small & large.

[Kurgen]

I want zip up, not the open ended.

[jizzybloke]

You're an Essex boy, nick one from a bar!

[Kurgen]

Show me a bar that have zip ups and I will do the Essex thing.

[The Fresh Prince]

I've got 1 zip up but I don't know where is came from.

I've got 2 from Asahi, and 1 from Wagga Wagga. My old house mates mum used to send them.

[Kurgen]

WTF is Wagga Wagga ?

The Queens language is wasted on you peasants!

[CNF55]

I still got two zip ups from a Heineken promotion some 8 years ago.

Did a quick search and came across this one (see the top entry):

Bottled Beer Coolers - Buy Bottled Beer Coolers Product on Alibaba.com

and this one

LCN-0005-MAF Magent Zipper Bottle Cooler LCN-0005-MAF / Lok Tin Neoprene Limited

[Lantern]

Alex from the Rockhouse Pattaya just bought some, you could check with him.

[Necron99]

WTF is Wagga Wagga ?

The Queens language is wasted on you peasants!

Wagga means crow in Abo, lacking an 's' the Abos pluralize by repetition.
So Wagga Wagga means many crows.
It is on the Murrumbidgee river and home to the Kapooka Army base.


I don't know why English settlers adopted so many Abo place names, seeing as they were busy exterminating them.

[Kurgen]

I don't know why English settlers adopted so many Abo place names, seeing as they were busy exterminating them.

Our descendants have hardly embraced them with open arms, have you?

[Gilbert]

Ripcurl shop sells them in Central. Pricey though.