Peace be unto you, and this forum.

[tomcat]

Wait... is that my Hell or your Heaven?

555...insightful: green on the way...

[Chittychangchang]

Where's El tel when you need to call a spade a spade.
Welcome our saviour Minty get the biscuits and holy Mont Claire out, then we can all have a party.

[Hugh Cow]

Welcome Minty. It is like a fresh breath of air descending on the forum of the damned and I welcome a fellow Christian.
You will find it hard saving souls here. Many are practicing extra marital love with lady boys and refuse to quit their carnal fornication. Others I have tried to convince to stay celibate and stop wearing pink shoes and a cravat, and still their are others like TDB who even disgust Satan.
Even females on this site have brazenly discussed their harlotry of having sex outside of marriage.
I hope that you can raise this den of sinners from the dark seething mass of carnal lust and atheism into the light. Alas, I have failed in my Christian duty to save these poor souls. I wish you success where I have failed.

[Chittychangchang]

I feel my feet pointing towards Mecca.

[tomcat]

carnal fornication

so, there are types of fornication then

carnal lust

you're upset with physical attraction: blame the god that gave us hormones in unsafe quantities...

[Hugh Cow]

carnal fornication

so, there are types of fornication then

carnal lust

you're upset with physical attraction: blame the god that gave us hormones in unsafe quantities...

Prayer will save you.

[tomcat]

Prayer will save you.

give me a hint: what's the correct dosage?...

[AntRobertson]

Many are practicing extra marital love with lady boys and refuse to quit their carnal fornication.

'You must spread reputation etc. etc...'

[Minty]

Thank you very much for the welcome.

I hope you all have a great day. May the Lord be with you.

[chassamui]

what would have been your reaction had a muslim poster opened a thread on his love of islam and subsequently suffered the insults and abuse that would have undoubtedly come his way.

would you have joined in, or criticised the abusers.

I get the impression that he is quite egalitarian in such matters. He would have skull fucked both of them.

[AntRobertson]

He would have skull fucked both of them.

'You must spread reputation etc. etc...'



Well this thread has been good for a laugh I must say, even despite Mr. Grumpy's attempt to spread the misery.

[chassamui]

i dont know who he is, and neither do you. he may be a troll, or he may be a sincere believer hoping to be welcomed to the forum.

as a newcomer, he has to be believed initially.

as the forum states,

If he is a god botherer he will be smiling inside at the expected abuse. He will be well used to it by now.

ansported by a gay negro demon, no doubt...

... you wish.

[chassamui]

holy Mont Claire

May you rot in hell for such heresy.

Drinking that stuff will probably hint at the future that awaits you.

[Hugh Cow]

Prayer will save you.

give me a hint: what's the correct dosage?...

I would suggest morning noon and night. If you're not saved by the end of the week call 1-800 JESUSSAVES.

[tomcat]

I would suggest morning noon and night

so, you're a Muslim then...

[Headworx]

Anyone ever figured out why there's a highway to hell, but a stairway to heaven?. Effective planning perhaps?

[Hugh Cow]

I would suggest morning noon and night

so, you're a Muslim then...

Wash your tongue out immediately! I do not follow false prophets. Especially kiddie fiddler prophets. Besides they pray 5 times a day.
My God only requires you to be good in thought and deed and accepts everyone who does so, whether you are black white or brindle, straight, or bent as a corkscrew.
I try to keep my bad thoughts (like shipping all the mussies back to Mecca) between 7am and 8am , 12pm and 1pm and 6pm to 7pm.
That's when God's having breakfast lunch and dinner and gets a bit distracted from the tedium of looking at everyone else's life.
He has bacon and eggs for breakfast and non halal meat pie and chips for lunch, washed down with a nice bottle of red. So suck that up you heathen mussies!
Oh I forgot I believe he prefers a seafood buffet with Peter and the boys for dinner.
A guide to prayer for you TC.

[chassamui]

Smite him with your char grilled ribs Hugh. Smite the heathen.

[Hugh Cow]

Consider the heathen suitably smited

[tomcat]

A guide to prayer for you TC.

...much appreciated, Hugh: a Cleeseburger and small fries to follow prayer...perfect...

[AntRobertson]

Consider the heathen suitably smited

Smited or smoted??

[tomcat]

smite smote smitten

[AntRobertson]

I'm often smitten, dunno if I've been smited or smoted though.

[One For The Money]

Welcome Minty and Peace be with you Bro.

[tomcat]

eeny, meeny, Money, Mint...