Thread: I met a fat bird at the Pub

I met a big fat bird in the pub last night and I said to her,
" Jesus your a big lass aren't you? "
With a tear in her eye she said,
" Tell me something I don't know! "
So I said,
" Salad tastes nice! "

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

I met a big fat bird in the pub last night and I said to her,
" Jesus your a big lass aren't you? "
With a tear in her eye she said,
" Tell me something I don't know! "
So I said,
" Salad tastes nice! "

lol good one.
.....sounds rather Ricky Gervais??.. he has a great stand up on Youtube about large people...