PART 1: INTRODUCTION.
It was about seven o’clock in the morning when I left the house and the sun had failed in its attempts to penetrate though South East England’s backdrop of grey cloud. Wearing my black leather jacket, with open neck blue casual shirt, jeans, thick white socks and trainers, I was respectable in that I was washed, clean shaven and had not had a drink in twenty-four hours.
It was everything that I felt, a millionaire politician with intentions of an inconspicious nature ought to be and I was calling on the man in Brixton who was blackmailing me.
At the station, I stood on the platform remote from the other commuters and thought back to that occasion of the then Prime Minister, standing in the drizzle outside No 10, addressing the television crews. He had been earnest and engaging, deceptive and remote and, looked even more like a life insurance salesman than usual. It made me think seriously about going into politics. I’ve never had much in the way of a social conscience, but I remember thinking as I looked at the PM that day: “Well, if that’s one of the bright particular stars of English public life, Nobby my boy, you ought to be at Westminster yourself.”
The train, when it came made good progress into London’s Kings Cross Station, and although I stood throughout the journey it did not trouble me. I made my way by tube to Brixton Station in the southern half of the capital and looked around. It was now about eleven o’clock and a transient pause in normal city life was apparent, especially away from the High Street. I walked without hurrying down the long quiet avenues of three storey Victorian houses.
Number 7 Blenheim Crescent was the address that I eventually arrived at. Steps at the side led down to a basement flat, crouched behind a sloping derelict garden and waste bins. In the front of the house, broad grey stone steps led up to an outside porch and a heavy framed entrance door. At the side, six bells, some with names, others seeking anonymity. Flat 3 on the first floor was one of the latter.
I rang and a disinterred voice over the speaker said “Yes, come up.” Whoever it was must have seen me coming and the door lock buzzed briefly to grant access. The lobby inside was spacious, and a staircase ran up past the ground floor flat, from which came the soft noise of a radio and the smell of cooking with too much garlic.
He was there to meet me at Number 3, standing just to one side inside the half opened door. A short, thin man, sixty or a little past it. He was black, with remote blue eye that seemed at variance with his race, perhaps cosmetic contact lenses. His skin was smooth and bright and as he beckoned me in, he moved like a man with very sound muscles.
We sat in faded stiff backed armchairs opposite each other and he spoke:
“Let’s not waste time. You know what the business is, and that’s why you’re here. I’ve got something you want and you are rich enough to pay to get it back.”
This was all said with a lack of expression on the bland face. The daylight through the front window generated a glistening in the unnatural arctic blueness of his eyes.
I hit him first with two slightly curled fingers of my right hand, to just below the Adams apple of his throat. His breathing stopped and he struggled to inhale. Not a sound came, just visual shock on his face, the hands raised but useless to assist the trouble he was in. I moved quickly behind him, now standing up away from his chair, and grasped his neck in the crook of my arm, whilst pressing the forehead closely with the right hand, fingers splayed. I broke apart his upper spinal vertebrae with a loud crack and he slumped. Below one could just about discern the noise from the radio.
A set of photos I soon discovered in a side drawer, but no negatives. For the moment that was of no concern. They, (for I presumed that there was more than one person involved), had anticipated a long drawn out series of payments, but their bluff had been called swiftly and dramatically. Now let them consider if another excursion could be ventured upon.
I left the flat, closed the door gently behind me and proceeded at an unhurried pace back to Brixton Station. There had been no signs of other occupants at the flat and I was unsure as to when the body would be discovered.
The next day I stood in the House of Commons and the question directed to me was; “Can the Foreign Secretary assure the House that no innocent civilians will be harmed during RAF air strikes in the area of the Libyan conflict?”
I looked across at the supercilious clod that had mouthed these words, and leaning casually on the dispatch box replied “I would thank the honourable gentleman for his concern in such matters, and assure the honourable gentleman, and the House, that neither I nor Her Majesty’s armed forces will engage in any aggressive action that might cause harm to innocent civilians.”
With that I sat down and leaned back, crossing one leg over the other to shouts of “Hear, Hear!” from the benches behind.
A week later on a Sunday evening I was at home alone, engaged in cooking up some new recipe I’d come across, and the phone rang.
“Hello” I said.
“You’ve been a naughty boy Nobby.”
“Who is it?”
“It’s Claudine. We need to talk, but this time you’ve got to behave yourself and not be so rough.”