"He say at quarter past three he's gonna swim across the river and fuck me till my eyeballs pop out!".
"He say at quarter past three he's gonna swim across the river and fuck me till my eyeballs pop out!".
^ Looks legit.
But post the full joke up anyway eh?
Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard
I can officially confirm (although I cannot confirm the source for this officialdom) that short jokes are permitted in visual format. In fact, they are encouraged...Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
^ Think Cujo will be along to lay down a ruling to that soon.
Ah yes...Cujo, the underwear sheriff....
Ah yes - replying to people you profess to have on ignore.
Ah yes, utilizing the tantalizingly-placed "view post" button.....specifically and purposely there to occasionally view a post by some idiot and trollish cvnt I have on Ignore...
Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?".
"Hundred Bucks".
"OK", he said and began to jerk off.
"What the hell are you doing that for?"
"For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy
one, do you ?"
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a
Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for
him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the
army," the general said. "Nothing to it - you'll catch on again fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's
bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around
the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said,
"OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."
"50yrs ago my arse wasnt stuck against an electric fence !"
Technically a short joke.Originally Posted by Latindancer
Sherrif Cujo rules, ok.
Drop her off at the edge of town. If she comes home, don't f*ck her.
No wonder they carry him around in a chair.
Africa there's fucking millions of them.
Then use Sallys behind.
My dad was a man of few words. I remember him telling me 'Son,......................'
My doctor called me a hypochondriac. That really, really hurt.
Two goldfish in a tank
One goldfish says to the other "do you know how to drive this fcuker ? "
Will glass coffins be a success ? Remains to be seen.
Booked a table for the wife's birthday next week, really surprised she is so delighted, I dIdn't even know she liked snooker.
Q: How to you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: Choke it until it turns blue, then kill it with a blue elephant gun.
Mummy, Mummy why do the other children call me a werewolf ?
Shut up, Roger, and comb your face !
Old woman being examined by a doctor:
"Have you ever been bedridden ?"
"Yes and I've been table ended and backscuttled a few times too."
- Doctor, something tingles behind my ear when I lick the foil in which potatoes have been baked. What does it mean?
- It means that you have too much spare time.
Why do elephants paint their balls orange.
So they can hide in orange trees.
How did Tarzan die.
Picking oranges.
A young Native American boy asks his father:
Father, how does our tribe name people.
Father:
By the first thing the mother sees after she gives birth. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking
The three great strategies for obscuring an issue are to introduce irrelevancies, to arouse prejudice, and to excite ridicule....---Bergen Evans, The Natural History of Nonsense.
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