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Maybe he moved to some backwater and is living with his cousin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cujo
I suspect that, despite the battles that can develop here, most posters are pretty nice in person to have a beer with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliminator
I have experienced what you said as far as drinking with members here and they are NICE GENUINE people. It does not explain why they have to be TOTAL dipshits on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
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Originally Posted by Cujo
Please red Cujo for laughing at a joke that I know has already been posted !
That's not what they said about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by EliminatorI have experienced what you said as far as drinking with members here and they are NICE GENUINE people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Asking others to do your dirtywork?Quote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
Late at night a copper stopped a drunk and asked him where he was going
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a leccture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late"
The officer, " Oh really........ and Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The Man, "My wife"
I am very pretty but not very nice. Buy your own beer you tight bastard !Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Providing you keep your hand on your wallet - and your back to the wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cujo
Those rumors about Papillion. .....Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
. are mostly true.
Now THAT's funny....I do find some black humour rather amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by CujoThat's not what they said about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliminator
I'd green you, except I recently return-redded you for being a curmudgeon.:)
My neighbour is single...
She lives across the soi.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the soi and upto my door.
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a nice romantic dinner, have a little bit too much wine, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”
My mouth went dry and my knees went weak but I managed to say : “Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!”
Then she said,
“Good! In that case, could you look after my dog for me?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
Jimmy Carter: 'I believe Jesus would approve gay marriage' - I wouldn't have thought so considering what happened to him the last time he was kissed by another man.
I'd love to see the look on them Islamic martyrs faces when they get to paradise and find out the 73 virgins they get are all blokes..
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls because it was something she just loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her...
'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because' she replied.' I really miss mine.'
why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party ?
Ho was on the look out for a tight seal
hear about the Roman cannibal who devoured his wife, he was gladiator
hehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant ...
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It's smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck ... I'll give her a treat!" ...
So, they walked past it again ...
I saw a Ute with a bumper sticker saying:
"I'm a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many gynaecologists'
there are on the roads.
The Old Sailor & the Prostitute
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times’ sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'
The inventor of dog treats died earlier today.
He was a good boy. Yes he was.
Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.
Later that night........Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
A group of ultra-conservative Seals meet up after work for a few drinks.
Into the bar walks the Master Chief...big, mean, and wearing a stunning dangling earring.
Master Chief sees the looks on their faces, and mutters "Fashion."
"WTF? Since when do you wear an earring or give a fuck about fashion?"
Master Chief: "Ever since my wife found it on the floor of my pickup truck."