In Dublin William Fitzpatrick got married to Patrick Fitzwilliam.
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In Dublin William Fitzpatrick got married to Patrick Fitzwilliam.
They're the two famous Irish homosexuals.Quote:
Originally Posted by billy the kid
There's the famous Irish dentist, Phil McCavity
Then there's the two homosexual ghosts who used to put the willies up each other.
Cheers
Scottish poofters Ben Doon and Phil McCavityQuote:
Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt
:kma:
Phil McCrakin is another famous gay Scot.
Famous Indian mechanic? Pindunderjeep
Roll call for first day back to school in SE England.
Ahmed Al Sheria.
"here"
Mustafa Al Sheria.
"here'
Fatima El Bindri.
"here"
Ali Sun Al En.
Silence.
Ali Sun Al En.
Little girl in the back stands up , its pronounced Allison Allen for fuck sake.
:rofl:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stretchy
mate of mine just sacked from his job at a Jewish secondary school, apparently giving the pupils a gold star to wear on the blazer isn't the best incentive for doing well in tests.
The woman emerged from the Mission clutching the two eggs and a bottle of Heinz Ketchup. It was all that was left and she had to make a meal for the entire family. She gripped them tightly with her sweaty little hand, too tightly, when disaster struck and her food dropped to the floor and disintegrated. She stood there for fully five minutes crying out aloud in her frustration. Then, entered her Good Samaritan. He put his arms around her and said, "Never mind, dear, it would never have lived because its eyes were too close together".
A child molester and a ten year old boy are walking through the woods. The little boy says to the child molester, "Gee mister, it sure is getting dark out here. I'm starting to get scared."
The child molester replies, "Scared?! I'm the one who's gotta walk outta here alone!"
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Is it poor form to tell an AIDS patient to stay positive?
The propeller on early aeroplanes was actually a fan to keep the pilot cool, when it failed you could actually see the pilot start to sweat.
Just saw a Pagan worshiping the Winter Solstice. He was dressed in a stag's skull and animal skins.
I thought "Deer God..."
get your taco love, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican
There's no "I" in Team, unless your dyslexic
I'm guaranteed to shag the missus up the arse tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
The dyslexic drug addict, thought he was buying LSD ended up with faster broadband
How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Not so quick but...
Tech News
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”.
One week later, the state’s Dept of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia, reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia ’s Pilbara region, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nada, nil, nothing. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”
An old Italian mafia don is dying and calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Hey, boy - lean in close and you lissin’-a me. I wanna for you to take my chrome-plated .38 revolver, so's you always remember me".
"But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. Howzabout you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin’. Some-a day you gonna runn-a da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a bigg-a home, and maybe a couple of bambinos.
Some-a day you gonna come home, and maybe find your wife in bed with another man".
"Whadda you gonna do then? Point-a to your watch, and-a say - Times up!??"
I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?