Bubba's Caption Contest

**Boon Mee** · 13-02-2008, 02:21 AM

So far...

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"

2. "Holy Shit, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls, naked in a hot tub, and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. "Damn, Rush is right, she does sound like Nurse Ratchet ."

**nanthicha** · 13-02-2008, 02:47 AM

I must be the only person in the world that isn't blurred.

**nanthicha** · 13-02-2008, 02:49 AM

"And if he does it again I'm going to stick this biro down the end of his knob"

bkkandrew · 13-02-2008, 02:57 AM

...And now I am going to an impression, using this here microphone of...

...The cigar moment in the Oval Office!

**nanthicha** · 13-02-2008, 03:07 AM

"I wish I had a magic pencil so that I could rub her out and draw her again"

**Gallowspole** · 13-02-2008, 03:37 AM

...four more years, four more fukin years of this!

**nanthicha** · 13-02-2008, 04:49 AM

"Hilary and her fkin Karaoke......if she sings 'My Way' again I'm off "

**nanthicha** · 13-02-2008, 04:51 AM

"Hello Monica......is that you in Row D ? Pop down here for a minute would you sweetie......and bring a fkin tissue this time...........no dont worry about her she's doing "My Way" again"

**smeden** · 13-02-2008, 04:58 AM

rather a white woman as us president tnan an afro amerikan that would be the same as michael jackson wanting to be white

**nanthicha** · 13-02-2008, 05:16 AM

"Its SO embarrassing.........Ian Holloway would NEVER have said that"

**BobbyTits** · 13-02-2008, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

I think my adult diaper is full.

**PlanK** · 13-02-2008, 02:45 PM

Two more inches, one quick movement and that annoying booger is history.

**Butch** · 13-02-2008, 02:49 PM

Fuck your arse looks big in those pants...

**Gallowspole** · 13-02-2008, 03:49 PM

..Christ, did I really used to fuck that?

**oldgit** · 13-02-2008, 05:45 PM

Give up Hilary! if you get in it's going to cost me a fortune in fishy cigars.

**BobbyTits** · 13-02-2008, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

..Christ, did I really used to fuck that?

Possible winner here ^

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