Thread: Drinking water.

Welsh man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Welsh man shouts "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)

The man shouts back "I'm Pakistani, speak English, I don't understand you".

The Welsh man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."


Trust that CMN will confirm the Welsh language part, as I simply 'ain't got the foggiest'.

Originally Posted by a. boozer

Trust that CMN will confirm the Welsh language part, as I simply 'ain't got the foggiest'.

It's pretty much spot on.

^ Isn't it missing a few dozen y's?

Sorry, I don't get it.

Or I think I get it, but am not laughing?

Originally Posted by ILoveDogs

Or I think I get it, but am not laughing?

It's up to you, depends on your sense of humour. Am sure that people that live in areas like Bradford, Leeds and Oldham will see the funny side.

If you mean the pakis, of the few whose English is good enough to understand I don't think they'll get it or be amused and don't forget nowadays you can be arrested for being so much kinder, so it must be you are claiming to have spotted a white face in one of those places. Pics please.

Originally Posted by keda

If you mean the pakis, of the few whose English is good enough to understand I don't think they'll get it or be amused and don't forget nowadays you can be arrested for being so much kinder, so it must be you are claiming to have spotted a white face in one of those places. Pics please.

They are so few and far between that the battery on my camera won't last that long!