The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[Headworx]

So simple, so good.

[bsnub]

Looks good, but I prefer to use Franks Red hot for wings.

[Reg Dingle]

Don't try this at home


Lemon pepper steak- Mingin'

[aging one]

"jerky"?

[malmomike77]

Lemon pepper steak- Mingin'

i don't think many will, if you're keen to get through that stuff try throwing some in stuffing in your chicken

[Reg Dingle]

^^

Did have to chew quite a lot.

My bad for not cooking it myself

^ it's too salty for that I think. In fact it should be called Lemon salt

[malmomike77]

^ it's too salty for that I think. In fact it should be called Lemon salt

in that case you should add more salt of pack it around fish for a few hours to draw the water out and then cook it.

[Joe 90]

Don't try this at home


Lemon pepper steak- Mingin'

It might be alright on chicken after a dozen pints

[hallelujah]

Don't try this at home


Lemon pepper steak- Mingin'

With a bit of imagination I can see a kid's toy there. A sea horse or maybe a smiling rocking horse. It even has an eye and its mane where the burnt bits are.

Have you thought of preserving it and giving it to the youngest for Christmas (you could stick a handful of burnt chips underneath if you get any awkward questions about the absence of legs)?

Look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

[malmomike77]

Look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

unless you convert them to Euros and book a flight

[Joe 90]

unless you convert them to Euros and book a flight

You've been right royally shafted there Hal

If you are flying back to Manchester then my top tip is dont put luggage in the hold!
You'll never see it again.
The airport is fvcked.

[malmomike77]

He didn't originate or alight in the UK, still if you are going to regularly use a foreign currency you need an advisor with years of experience in treasury finance in foreign multinationals who has a proven track record in exposure to exchange risk and ..... well no you just need to phone a friend.

or

If you are Hal who has already been caught out by advice on a "Pension" outside of the UK you might just want to consider that every time you make a decision involving cash abroad you get the ouija board out

[hallelujah]

Fer fucks sake! I see what mendip means now when he says this board can be somewhat economical with the truth.

And, as long as my bank doesn't actually charge me, I will have come out on top in this transaction!

But you never hear the real story on here with this lot, do you?

[Joe 90]

God help him if he gets a job working in Nigeria!



He'll end up potless with a bottomless pit of a wizards sleeve to remember the experience by.

[Joe 90]

Hey Hal I've got a few grand in roubles to send you!

Give us your bank card details with the 3 numbers on the back

[Joe 90]

will have come out on top in this transaction!

The only time you come on top is when your ordered to

[hallelujah]

Chitty was enjoying himself last night.

[Looper]

A proper bloke does not let minor details like 'best before' dates get in the way of a finger-lickin feast.

Toasted...

And dished up

[DrWilly]

And just how out of date were they?

[PAG]

And just how out of date were they?

[DrWilly]

aaah, thanks PAG. Hardly out of date at all!

[Looper]

Cheesy thatch toasted to perfection on tonight's cottage pie.

Just to the point where the toasted cheese starts to give off that toasted cheese aroma.

Serves 4*

*6 year olds (or 1 bloke)

[Reg Dingle]

^ Did you add more cheese to that?
I'd say that's a meal for 2 but I don't know how big your planes are

Followed Joe's lead in Sainsbury today



Pretty damn good

[malmomike77]

80p?..

[Looper]

^ Did you add more cheese to that?

Yes indeedy. They do not come with any cheese OOTB. The PAG-meister says the correct terminology is a thatched cottage pie.

I'd say that's a meal for 2 but I don't know how big your planes are

I can eat a whole one (if I don't add cheese) but I cannot get off the couch afterwards, so I saved my modesty and only ate half tonight.